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FANMAIL TIME!

The scene begins with L, scampering over to the mailbox barefoot to the sesame steet theme song.
L: TYRAMAIL!! -throws hands up in air-
Lestat: Shut up!
Lelouch: Okay, here's one from Supreet of Nashville, Tennesee.
"Dear Lestat,
In page 21 of the Tale of the Body Thief, you describe yourself as 'these iridescent eyes, this skin like polished ivory, hair like a soundless explosion of white light'. By 'hair like a soundless explosion of white light', it reminds me of an old man. Is this intentional?
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Hate,
Supreet"
Lestat: Heck yeah. I'm a combination of the Joker and Albert Einstein in one deliciously SEXY bunch. There's much more to be mentioned about my wonderful body in the following pages. You'll love it, Supreet!
Lelouch: Haha, 'L'Bert Einstein. Love begins with L! ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE! and lsd.
L: . . .
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WE NOW INTERUPPT FOR A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR, LeLouche's.
"Lelunched a lelittle to much at Lelouche's? Be sure to buy some Lelouch 'lelaxatives' at your local Wal-Mart! Where Lestat goes into a trance. -plop!- each lelaxitive is in the shape of Lelouch's face! Remember kids, YOU'LL LEL heart VE IT!"
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AND NOW BACK TO OUR SHOW!
L(whispering):... eek Hey guys. I just realised something. Everyone's been dying around children and hippies lately. Sesame Street is really not the best place for you to be.
Lestat(whispering): Ha h a h a . . .what?
Lelouch(whispering): Oh my god they chopped up Rolo and sold his locket to the highest bidder now they're gonna kill me!! Look at those evil kids!!
Lestat(whispering): Those demented eyes, shining bright with the flame of the Devil. . .Tongues lolling out of lips upturned into cruelly wicked smiles. . .so innocent they look, with the body of a child and the mentality of a demonic assassin.
L: Hey, that was actually poetic. If only we could find a way to get out of here!!
!!!
Sesame Street Children: eek
Lelouch: You spoke too loud! you idiot!
Kid: LeLOSER!!
Sesame Street Children: No . . . we want you to stay . . .TT^TT
L: Aw it's okay little kids. . .
Lelouch: NO, IT'S A TRAP!
The Sesame Street Children forcefully grab L by the wrist and attempt to tow him away with all their might.
Lestat: No . . .I shall save you from these demon children . . . -stops to think- . . . I shall kill them with my good looks!
Lelouch: Oh you wimp of a fiance. Come on let's just go beat up the kids.
After beating up a bunch of defenseless children who just wanted to get L some candy, a pool of blood shines across the floor. Lelouch, Lestat, and L sit on top of the mound of dead kids.
L: Shoot. . . the muppets are going to be here soon and see what we did.
Lestat: Yes, let's get the heck out of here.