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Just a few things not to say to a cop xD
What Not to Say to a Policeman
-- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.

-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

-- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!






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Prufalas Devoncroix
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commentCommented on: Sun Apr 26, 2009 @ 04:19am
_O-M-F-G Dude that is ******** hilarious.


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commentCommented on: Mon Apr 27, 2009 @ 09:48am
LOL thats funny XD heres some more

Sorry officer, i didn't realise my radar detector wasnt plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the village people?
Are you andy or barney?
I pay your salary
Gee thanks officer the last officer gave me a warning too
I thought you had to be in relativly good condition to be a police officer.


AWWW why did michael jackson die?
WHY COULD IT NOT BE HANNAH MONTANA!!!!!!
[XD]

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Aras Devoncroix
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commentCommented on: Tue May 26, 2009 @ 11:00pm
rofl


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