Here are some random quotes I made up. They're so much fun, ya know?!
"What did you expect me to say, I love you?"
"Well it was our wedding!"
xlol, the bickering couple!x
"Are you saying that I'm gay?"
"No, I'm saying that everyone except for you is straight!"
xoh, that's harshx
"Who says I can't have my cake and eat it too?!"
"The one's who didn't get to eat cake at your cousin's birthday party."
xtrue story...x
"If there are aliens that want to eat human flesh, then why haven't I been put on the menu, because I'm sizzlin' HOT!"
x i'm just going to create a story with aliens so I can use this quote!x
"Maybe he's not such a bad person!"
"Oh yeah? Go check your freezer."
xI wonder what happened to that freezer...x
"If I drink this, will I die?"
"What, your hair?!"
xGet it? like dye your hair--never mind.x
THE FOLLOWING QUOTE IS NOT MINE:
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
xthis quote always makes me feel better. Now all i have to do is find a blind man...x
 dinkydoodlebot · Mon Jun 08, 2009 @ 09:46pm · 0 Comments |
