Hey. Random quotes time!!!
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You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
You teach best what you most need to learn.
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness day.
After your lover is gone, you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!
You need more time; and you probably always will.
Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
You'll feel devilish tonight. Toss dynamite caps under a flameno dancer's heel.
Cold hands, no gloves.
You could live a better life, if you had a better mind and a better body.
You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
Q- What's the difference between a Mac and an etch-a-sketch?
A- You don't have to shake a Mac to clear the screen.
Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.
In the stairway of life, you'd best take the elevator.
Don't relax! It's only your tension that's holding you together.
Give him an evasive answer.
Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.
You fill a much-needed gap.
Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
sunglasses?
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
You have been selected for a secret mission.
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There you have it! Enjoy!
 dinkydoodlebot · Sun Jun 14, 2009 @ 01:58am · 0 Comments |
