Questions I will never have answers for:
1. If a pizza is circular, why put it in a square box? cheese_whine
2. Why, even though corn oil is made out of corn, vegetable oil of oil, etc, did people give baby oil it's misleading name?! exclaim
3. Why is it 'Peanut Butter and Jelly'? Why not 'Jelly and Peanut Butter'? cheese_whine
4. Why do fat people insist spandex is their best friend? whee
5. Why do people say 'For Pete's Sake'? stare
6. Who is this Pete? stare stare
7. Why does life throw lemons? scream
8. Why not apples, or bananas, or a more pleasant fruit? gonk
9. If you force sex on a hooker, is it rape or shop lifting? question
10. Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says 'Not available in all states'? confused
11.If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? wahmbulance
biggrin I think about the wierdest things.
xxPsychotic-Angelxx Community Member 
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