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Some of the most random questions you will ever be asked!
What brand of toilet paper does your family buy?:I don't really know, I just wipe my a** on it.
What is your favorite kitchen utensil?: Knife!! > biggrin
Is your freezer/refrigerator door right next to each other, or on top?: Right next to eachother like twins!!
What color is the chair you're sitting in?: Beige.
Have you ever worn underwear on your head?:Yup.
What about over your pants?:Yup.
Have you ever eaten grass?:Yup.
Does your dog eat grass?:Sometimes.
Do you yell at it when it eats grass?:Yup.

My mom used to tell me the dogs teeth would get sharp if it ate grass.
Did your mom tell you that?:No.
Have you ever wondered why the letter Q always has to be followed with u?:Yup.

Q is such a wimp.
When asked "Wut do yew wanna tlk abouutt", what do you think of first?:Sex. o.o Just because it's so awkward to talk about. xD
Is there anything broken around you?:Ummmmm. Yup.
What's your favorite brand of pencil?:The yellow kind? The only one I can think of is papermate. D:
Eraser?:I can only think of papermate. D:
Do you like Dunkaroos?:Yeah. ;3
Do you enjoy cleaning your belly button?:What the hell. o.o
Type ex-boyfriends mother's name with your chin. NOW.: mary (That was awkward. >> wink
Have you ever yawned and not been able to hear momentarily?:Yeah. o.O
Have you ever used the word 'duper' without super in front of it?:No. xD
Why do people named Thomas go by the nickname Tom. Why not Thom?:Thom is gay. D:<
Have you ever used a type writer, and not messed up typing?:Yeah. ;D
Does your dad watch the History Channel every night?:No, he just falls asleep on the couch after dinner >>

Mine does.
Talk Sex With Sue- Good or bad?:What the hell is that?
Do you fear shutting your head in the car door?:Yes. D:
Do you ever find yourself sitting around making funny faces for no reason?:YES xD
Does anyone ever catch you?:Yes. D: But not often. >:3
Have you played "A Sailor Went to Sea Sea Sea" Lately?:Never heard it. :]
Did you know the ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?:Yes. xD
If I told you I had a Pokemon mousepad, what would you say?:I would start asking you if Ash's real name was Ashley. My friend Ashley says it is. D:

Gee, thanks, I have a Pokemon mousepad, you jerk!
Have you ever made a project out of wood?:Yeah.
Have you ever ridden on a donkey?:No.
Do you purposely NOT use good punctuation/grammar?:When I wanna act like a noob to get a laugh or make a point.
Have you ever dislike someone you hadn't met in person?:Like, everyone on the internet but a small handful. :]
Have you ever swan dived off of your roof into oncoming traffic?:Um, noooo. But I would like to. O:
Go look in the nearest closet. What's the 3rd clothing article on the left?:Since I was looking in the coat closet, my dad's Calvin Klein jacket
When you were a kid, did you believe chocolate milk came from brown cows?:Yes xD
Do you still believe it?:No. xD
Have you ever found a dead animal under your house?: A squirrel. D:
Have you ever tried to fly past the age of 8?:...yesterday. xD I was planning on attempting today. D:
Do you watch Disney Channel shows, and then lie about it?:No, in fact I was watching them about an hour ago, now I'm watching Spongebob. Spongebob is on vacation :]
Has your house ever been infested with some kind of insect?: Spiders, maybe. D:
Have you ever passed 3 dead squirrles in a row on the road?:No. xD
Can you laugh like Woody Woodpecker?:No, but I laugh at his name.
Do you walk in step with people around you?:Yes, sometimes I trip over my feet trying to get in sync. xD

THE END, thanks for reading. ;3