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Dude, I had the weirdest dream last night.

I dreamed that I got tix (Tickets) to see the Chinese Democracy Concert, which I know for a fact that my parents didn't buy the tix because they hate everything GN'R related.

So anyway, in order to go to the concert, you stay in this shithole that resembled a summer campy thing. Well, that was cool, hot guys and crap, yeah it rocked I guess! (Except for the bugs, and the cabins were crap)

So after a few hours in the "Shithole" we (All the "campers" wink headed out to see the concert on a bussy thing. We got to the concert hall, and found seats and all that jazz, I went walking around after the AMAZING show.

................................................................................................................................ I found Axl Rose!

I found him in this big room, apparently a library (?). He was sprawled out on the floor, reading an intelligent looking book. God, there he was, cornrows and all! I peered at him from behind a bookshelf, in a kinda sexy way. "Why hello there," I said, batting my eyelashes like they do in the movies and strutting out from behind the bookshelf. He looked great!
"Hello." he said, in a voice unlike his own raspy growl (stupid dream!). He did not take his eyes off his book. I rolled my eyes, luckily he didn't see. (Seeing as how he was engrossed in the book)
"Um... may I have your autograph?" I asked, pulling out a copy of Chinese Democracy from my purse.
"No." he said in that weird dream voice (damn it!), eyes still glued to the book. I had half a mind to rip it out of his hands and give him a peice of my mind!
"Alright then," I said coldly, "But Axl, I'm your biggest fan..." As if THAT would help!
"So they all say." He said with a wave of his hand, "Look, you aren't getting anywhere with me."
"It's not like I want to marry you." I lied, "I just asked for an autograph."
He kept reading that wretched book and said nothing.
Alright then. I walked away, blinking back tears.



WHAT THE HELL???????


Then the dream goes on with stuff at the Shithole, but nothing of interest.