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	MY DAD IS CRAZIER THAN ME
	MY DAD IS CRAZIER THAN ME


i was driving this morning just drive (i love driving in the morning cuz like nobody is on the road) and so im driving and bam i see this guy on the side of the rode and im like dike get off the road and im looking and by now im staring and its my dad i was holy st slam on the brakes my dad is drunk and i was like dad get your a in the car and he was like you look pretty and im like ... thanks then i tried to talk all sexy to me him to get him to come home with me and he was like you heif and something else he wasnt making much sense and then his hands stared moving like shaking and then he was trying to hit me and poor me i was like ugh ball sac hehe but yeah and then the cops came and they took him down at least he wasnt driving DUI jail is the most nasty place ever to be like the bed is thin and its not even a bed its like those things you sleeped on in kindergarder and the food is nasty the people are nasty and they look at you like there gonna kill you and moslester you so dont drop the soap in the showers and if you do leave it there but yeah my daddy is ****** up ulove** · Wed Aug 12, 2009 @ 04:49pm · 0 Comments


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