NEVER let Ryou Babysit…
All I have to say is: Read the title……(Note: Kiki IS NOT Kaiba’s real little cousin. I just threw her in there so Mokuba could have someone to terrorize people with- er, I mean have fun with ^-^)
*Seto and the group walk in*
Seto: Thanks for babysitting Mokuba and Kiki for me last night, Ryou.
Ryou: *Smiles friendly* Ah, no prob. They were pretty good all night.
Seto: Well that’s a relief. Usually they’re- WHAT THE?!
Yami: *Jumps off the couch* GOOD RA MAN! WHAT’S WRONG?!
Yugi: *Whispers to Joey* When did he sit on a couch…?
Joey: *Shrugs*
Seto: What happened to my 60 pack of my vanilla coke?!
Ryou: *Secretly covers his face in a magazine*
Joey: Maybe Tea got a hold of it…?
Tea: *Smacks Joey*
Seto: I just put it down here last night! Wait a minute…last night…RYOU!
Ryou: *Tries to hide behind his magazine again*
Seto: Did you drink ALL of my vanilla coke?!
Ryou: No…
Seto: Yeah right, Ryou! I mean it’s not like Mokuba- *Freezes at what he said* My god…Ryou you didn’t…
Ryou: *Slips down chair trying to avoid all the stares*
Seto: YOU LET MOKUBA DRINK ALL THAT?!
Ryou: *Blushes with Embarrasment*
Seto: Well, at least Kiki didn’t have any…
Ryou: ……………
Seto: *Eyes widen* Oh lord…
Ryou: *Slips down chair even more*
Seto: We’re all gonna die…
Yami: What’s going on?
Seto: He let my brother and cousin drink all that vanilla coke…*Slams head against wall again and again*
All: RYOU!!!
Ryou: What…? They asked for one…
Seto: Exactly! ONE, not SIXTY!
Ryou: Er…well I let them get it, and well, when they didn’t come back I checked on them, and they had drank it all O_O
Seto: When they wake up, we all will experience heck as we know it -_-
Mokuba: *Comes down the stairs*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mokuba: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Jumps on Yami and puts Seto’s underwear over his head* You look purdy now!
Yami: O_O Well this is pleasant…-_-
Joey: *Snickers at Seto’s Grinch underwear*
Seto: GOOD GOD! *Takes that off of Yami*
Yami: Thank Ra, Seto when was the last time you freakin washed those?!
Seto:…………………
Ryou: GREAT CRACKERS OF BLUE! WHAT HAVE I DONE!? *Dodges a cow thrown by Mokuba* O_O
Seto: This is nothing. Wait until you see Kiki…
Ryou: Oh my O.O
Mokuba: *Goes behind Bakura and gives him the mother of all wedgies* BWAHAHAHA!
Bakura: ERK! O_<
Ryou: O_O
Tristan: *Laughs until he wets his pants*
Ryou: Mokuba, you shouldn’t have done that o.o;;;
Mokuba: Mwaha!
Ryou: No, I mean you REALLY, REALLY shouldn’t have done that…
Bakura: *In a high squeaky voice* Get…my…underwear…outta…my a**!
Joey: *Rolls on the floor laughing*
Bakura: *Sends him to the shadow realm*
All: O_O
Tea: *Rushes over and helps Bakura*
Bakura: *Still in high squeaky voice* Thank…You…
Tea: You’re welcome. Is there anything I can get you?
Bakura: Yes…Ice cream…
Tea: Ice cream? Okay, what flavor?
Bakura: It’s not for me…It’s for…my a**…*Passed out*
Tea: O_O()
Yami: AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man! That’s funny ^^
Ryou: *Looks at Bakura* Oh my…He’s sure not going to be happy when he wakes up…
*Kiki wakes up and comes down the stairs*
All: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Seto: JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Yami: *Runs but hits a wall*
Mokuba: MOO! *Burps*
Kiki: POOPIE! *flings god-knows-what at everyone*
Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT’S GONNA WRECK MY HAIR!
Mokuba: DUCKY! DUCKY! *Goes over to Tristan and points* DUCKYYYYYYY!!!
Tristan: *Stupid look* Ducky…?
Kiki surprised oooooh! DUCKY! *Reaches in Tristan’s pocket and pulls out a rubber duck*
Tristan: HEY! How’d you know that was in there?!
Yami: *Snatches the duck from Kiki and reads what it says on the tag* “I will always love you, Ducky.”?
Tristan: ^_^;;;
Yami: GREAT RA! THAT’S NOT RIGHT!
Kiki: *Takes back “Ducky” and goes into the kitchen with Mokuba. A few seconds later, we find our friend “Ducky” cut in half with a chainsaw*
Tristan: NOOOOOOOOO DUUUUUUUUCKYYYYYYYYY!!! *Sobs*
Yami: O.o
Yugi: There, there…?
Kiki: Ducky go bye-bye??
Mokuba: DUCKY GO BYE-BYE!
Kiki: YAY!
*Mokuba and Kiki skip around Tristan singing “Ducky go bye-bye”*
Tristan: *Sobs harder*
Seto: THIS IS A MAD HOUSE! *Dodges a flying ostrich thrown by Kiki* Ooooooh, it’s Big Bird…
*Joey all of a sudden crashes through the door*
Joey: Man, I didn’t know I would meet Brad Pitt in the shadow realm O_O
All: CLOSE THE DOOR!
Joey: What? Oh, right…*turns to close the door but sees Mokuba and Kiki run out of it* Uh-oh.
Seto: NO! They’re heading for the city! We’ve got to stop them! *Thinks for a moment* Man, that sounded corny…
Yami: C’MON! WE’LL TAKE THE-DUNDUNDUN!- BAT MOBILE!
Yugi: We don’t have a Bat Mobile…
Yami: Oh. Heck, let’s just run there.
All: OK!
*They all run to the city*
All I have to say is: Read the title……(Note: Kiki IS NOT Kaiba’s real little cousin. I just threw her in there so Mokuba could have someone to terrorize people with- er, I mean have fun with ^-^)
*Seto and the group walk in*
Seto: Thanks for babysitting Mokuba and Kiki for me last night, Ryou.
Ryou: *Smiles friendly* Ah, no prob. They were pretty good all night.
Seto: Well that’s a relief. Usually they’re- WHAT THE?!
Yami: *Jumps off the couch* GOOD RA MAN! WHAT’S WRONG?!
Yugi: *Whispers to Joey* When did he sit on a couch…?
Joey: *Shrugs*
Seto: What happened to my 60 pack of my vanilla coke?!
Ryou: *Secretly covers his face in a magazine*
Joey: Maybe Tea got a hold of it…?
Tea: *Smacks Joey*
Seto: I just put it down here last night! Wait a minute…last night…RYOU!
Ryou: *Tries to hide behind his magazine again*
Seto: Did you drink ALL of my vanilla coke?!
Ryou: No…
Seto: Yeah right, Ryou! I mean it’s not like Mokuba- *Freezes at what he said* My god…Ryou you didn’t…
Ryou: *Slips down chair trying to avoid all the stares*
Seto: YOU LET MOKUBA DRINK ALL THAT?!
Ryou: *Blushes with Embarrasment*
Seto: Well, at least Kiki didn’t have any…
Ryou: ……………
Seto: *Eyes widen* Oh lord…
Ryou: *Slips down chair even more*
Seto: We’re all gonna die…
Yami: What’s going on?
Seto: He let my brother and cousin drink all that vanilla coke…*Slams head against wall again and again*
All: RYOU!!!
Ryou: What…? They asked for one…
Seto: Exactly! ONE, not SIXTY!
Ryou: Er…well I let them get it, and well, when they didn’t come back I checked on them, and they had drank it all O_O
Seto: When they wake up, we all will experience heck as we know it -_-
Mokuba: *Comes down the stairs*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mokuba: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! *Jumps on Yami and puts Seto’s underwear over his head* You look purdy now!
Yami: O_O Well this is pleasant…-_-
Joey: *Snickers at Seto’s Grinch underwear*
Seto: GOOD GOD! *Takes that off of Yami*
Yami: Thank Ra, Seto when was the last time you freakin washed those?!
Seto:…………………
Ryou: GREAT CRACKERS OF BLUE! WHAT HAVE I DONE!? *Dodges a cow thrown by Mokuba* O_O
Seto: This is nothing. Wait until you see Kiki…
Ryou: Oh my O.O
Mokuba: *Goes behind Bakura and gives him the mother of all wedgies* BWAHAHAHA!
Bakura: ERK! O_<
Ryou: O_O
Tristan: *Laughs until he wets his pants*
Ryou: Mokuba, you shouldn’t have done that o.o;;;
Mokuba: Mwaha!
Ryou: No, I mean you REALLY, REALLY shouldn’t have done that…
Bakura: *In a high squeaky voice* Get…my…underwear…outta…my a**!
Joey: *Rolls on the floor laughing*
Bakura: *Sends him to the shadow realm*
All: O_O
Tea: *Rushes over and helps Bakura*
Bakura: *Still in high squeaky voice* Thank…You…
Tea: You’re welcome. Is there anything I can get you?
Bakura: Yes…Ice cream…
Tea: Ice cream? Okay, what flavor?
Bakura: It’s not for me…It’s for…my a**…*Passed out*
Tea: O_O()
Yami: AHAHAHAHAHA! Oh man! That’s funny ^^
Ryou: *Looks at Bakura* Oh my…He’s sure not going to be happy when he wakes up…
*Kiki wakes up and comes down the stairs*
All: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Seto: JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Yami: *Runs but hits a wall*
Mokuba: MOO! *Burps*
Kiki: POOPIE! *flings god-knows-what at everyone*
Tristan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT’S GONNA WRECK MY HAIR!
Mokuba: DUCKY! DUCKY! *Goes over to Tristan and points* DUCKYYYYYYY!!!
Tristan: *Stupid look* Ducky…?
Kiki surprised oooooh! DUCKY! *Reaches in Tristan’s pocket and pulls out a rubber duck*
Tristan: HEY! How’d you know that was in there?!
Yami: *Snatches the duck from Kiki and reads what it says on the tag* “I will always love you, Ducky.”?
Tristan: ^_^;;;
Yami: GREAT RA! THAT’S NOT RIGHT!
Kiki: *Takes back “Ducky” and goes into the kitchen with Mokuba. A few seconds later, we find our friend “Ducky” cut in half with a chainsaw*
Tristan: NOOOOOOOOO DUUUUUUUUCKYYYYYYYYY!!! *Sobs*
Yami: O.o
Yugi: There, there…?
Kiki: Ducky go bye-bye??
Mokuba: DUCKY GO BYE-BYE!
Kiki: YAY!
*Mokuba and Kiki skip around Tristan singing “Ducky go bye-bye”*
Tristan: *Sobs harder*
Seto: THIS IS A MAD HOUSE! *Dodges a flying ostrich thrown by Kiki* Ooooooh, it’s Big Bird…
*Joey all of a sudden crashes through the door*
Joey: Man, I didn’t know I would meet Brad Pitt in the shadow realm O_O
All: CLOSE THE DOOR!
Joey: What? Oh, right…*turns to close the door but sees Mokuba and Kiki run out of it* Uh-oh.
Seto: NO! They’re heading for the city! We’ve got to stop them! *Thinks for a moment* Man, that sounded corny…
Yami: C’MON! WE’LL TAKE THE-DUNDUNDUN!- BAT MOBILE!
Yugi: We don’t have a Bat Mobile…
Yami: Oh. Heck, let’s just run there.
All: OK!
*They all run to the city*