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There once was a man in Nantucket.
Uhhhm...he lived in a big ol shoe. But it smelled stinky. and uhm. He wanted to do something about it, so he moved out and lived in a pan. But one day, the sun got really, really hot cause it was a really hot summer and the sun had a fever. So one time, the pan got so hot from the sun that it began to boil stuff in the man's pan-house and he had to leave really fast so that he wouldn't get cooked like a slice of minuscule bacon, but when he tried to leave, he realized that the walls were too high, so he got his ladder and climbed out.
And then he saw that a lot of stuff was on fire, so he broke the giant fire hydrant and it caused floods and tidal waves and everything was a mess. So then he used the fan to get rid of all that stuff but it made tornadoes and the tornadoes made um...
...they made typhoons cause those are like tornadoes with water in them.
And the man said "I never should have lived in that pan. The world is a mess now." So he went back to his stinky old shoe and he was happy with it

the end


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