**PLEASE READ FIRST**
This was for my T.V. Production class. We had do do an educational comedy on a core class subject like Math, English, etc., so my group did Science. We filmed it and it'll be on YouTube soon. Yes I'll provide the vid when its done ^^. I filmed it so you won't see me =[. Tell me what ya think. =]
[Open]
Class has just let out for lunch and three friends are in a classroom to work on their science project about the planets. Two of the friends are already waiting looking through a science book. As the third friend arrives one looks up.
Cecil: (Waving furiously) Hey Tab!
Tab: Hey guys! What do you have so far?
She sits down at the table
Marianne: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars
Cecil: Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.
Tab: Don’t forget Pluto!
Cecil looks at her like she is insane
Marianne: Pluto isn’t a planet anymore silly.
Tab: I know…I like Pluto. I wonder why Pluto is an ex-planet.
Cecil: Haha! I know…
The three go into an account of what they think happened. (Show video with V.O)
Cecil: I bet Saturn and Neptune hated Pluto.
[Two people looking at one person with their arms crossed and disgusted looks on their faces] V.O stops and sound from video takes over.
Neptune (Tab): You know I really don’t like that Pluto.
Saturn (Marianne): Yeah Neptune, me either. He thinks he is so cute cuz he’s the smallest planet, but in reality that just classifies him to not be a planet.
At that moment two girls ran at Pluto with pen and paper in hand.
Girl 1 (Lia): OMG It’s Pluto! You’re so much cuter in real life! Can I have your autograph?!
Girl 2 (Mercedes): Me too! You’re so my type! I’m gonna put your picture on SpaceBook!
Pluto gushing, signs the papers, the second girl takes his picture, and the girls run off screaming.
Neptune (Tab): There’s nothing special about him, he’s a cold hearted ice cube, cold to his core.
Saturn (Marianne): I’m way hotter than him, and I have stone and ice rings!
Neptune (Tab): Just looking at him makes me sick. He’s not even big enough to be considered a planet, he’s more like a moon, or piece of a moon!
Pluto walks up to the Neptune and Saturn and stops in front of them.
Pluto (Cecil): Hey girls, you still hatin? Jealousy is so light years ago.
Pluto smirks and pushes past them
Saturn (Marianne): You’re a piece of dust that was lucky just to be even noticed!
Pluto turns to look back at them.
Pluto (Cecil): Heh, and your point is? A speck of dust is more popular than an actual planet? What’s that saying about you?
He turns away from them
Neptune (Tab): That is it! Hey! Pluto! Turn your ugly butt around!
Pluto turns around and there is a gunshot. Pluto falls back. The screen goes black and text appears that says with a V.O; (comically) No More Pluto.
Cecil: And that’s how Pluto became an ex-planet!
All three friends look at each other for a moment then burst out laughing.
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