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We had to write story in school,and this is my poor story,translated of course :/

- There was a jester and pig -

Chapter I
"Quite sad,I say" was heard from town's gate.Voice was really woolly and in it,there was this sound of depression. But to continue the story,this fellow,very tall and slim is called Malcolm and job he has? He's jester.

It was rainy and dark day and Malcolm walked around the town.
"Where do I get job? I will soon die to hunger OR to boredom" Then he heard voice! Not the most beautifull one,but scary and terrible and it said "The King is dying,because he hasn't laughed for 30,4 years! We need.. JESTER!"

Malcolm's eyes had that weird sparkle. He was going to faint because of great amount of happiness! And so started journey,50 meters long,to The King's castle!

Chapter II:
When he arrived in The King's castle,everything was so big! Towers,gates,lake,everything! Malcolm jumped happily around,and that made guards angry,so they threw Malcolm in The King's room.

There was old man coughing in bed. Poor thing,I say. So Malcom tried to make The King laugh with his card tricks and flying donkey.. Sad,it didn't work.
Princess came to meet her father,and Malcolm was stunned. So beautiful she was with her blond hair and blue eyes. "Hot chick,ayeaye" said Malcolm till he realized his foolness. Princess blushed and kicked Malcolm in.. Well,you know. And that what made The King laugh,and so Malcolm saved The King's life.

"Thank you,I am feeling much better but.. You made fun of Princess,and that means death!

Chapter III
And so Malcolm was sitting in corner of dark and cold prison.

"Boohoo. I am too young to die *sniff* I am only 46,6 years old!" and then someone touched Malcom's hand! "Your time has come!.. As I want you to go to out from here,so I can meditate in peace".. Old man? Skinny and bald he was and he lifted stone from entrance to escape hole. Malcolm was quite shocked to see this.. err,angel helping him. And so malcolm escaped from prison and promised that he would never be jester again.. In fact,he wanted to write books for children! And so ends story of Malcolm,kids!

- END -

Lame,wasn't it?