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WARNING
THIS IS NOT NOT MENT FOR LITTLE KIDS...so look away...
This is my opion,none of yours will change it. I can take rude comments but take them to a minimal. I do swear in this, didn't you read the warning? I will make a summary and add in comments along with it. What is the worst horror movie ever you may ask? It is..
THE COLLECTOR
So the starting of the movie a house is being renavated. Big woop. But it is like this for quite awhile. So I got that the house had something to do with it. So the main charater, a house bulider, goes home to his family and they need money. So somehow the guy goes through some strip club and meet some dude in a car. So he was getting 50% of something. BUT WHAT?!
So far in the movie there is no plot,no story line at all. And it's been like half an hour!
So the guy is at the house again, at this point I didn't know why, then i relised he is stealing some gem. When he gets up the stairs he hears someone else come in and he hides. The guy who comes in is the collector. So he starts to go through the house like scooby doo and the gang then, in five minute, WHAM! The whole house is rigged with s**t. Like what the ********? WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN! IT WAS NOT LIKE THIS WHEN HE WENT IN FIVE MINUTES AGO!
So the guy hears screaming he goes down to the basement and see the family that was living there being torchered and crap. So he tries to escape and stuff. But when he gets out, HE GOES RIGHT BACK IN! LIKE WHAT THE ********?!
So In the family there are 4 people, dad, mom, kid, and younger kid.
Then the oldest kid comes home with her boyfriend and they come in the house and they start doing stuff and THE COLLECTOR WATCHS THEM! And the collector is like ohh yea. Then they seem him and he kills the guy and he ties the girl to a post. The main character tries to save her but she grabs a pair of sizors and she gets flug into a wall full of nails. But before she does that she calls 911.
So later he goes back in and saves the younger kid and then the collecter catchs the guy.
So he takes one tooth from the dude. This is when the police comes, he then does not shoot the collector but stands there with his gun in the air. Then a dog comes and mauls him. But before he dies he sends a page to send all units there.
There is then a epic battle between the two, collector and main charater. The main charater then escapes with the kid and gets hit by a car. A police car to be exact. The house blows up and they all go to the house.
So the main charater is put in a ambulance and is getting driven to the hospital. On the way there the ambulance is hit and it rolls over. Then the collector comes and puts the main charater in a box and drives away. LIKE WHAT THE ********?! THE WORST ENDING EVER! LIKE WTF?!
THE END.
PS
I did not have the time to post all the details of the movie and sorry for:
The lack of grammar
The horriable spelling
And the swearing
Thats why I said no little kids.
I thought this movie sucked, alot, did you?
 Limited Pleasure · Mon May 31, 2010 @ 04:50am · 0 Comments |
