Clarissa: Hey Emily?
Emily: How suprising, you gave up with the 'Emi' bit?
Clarissa: Yeah...I found out why you don't like it. I'm sorry. : <
Emily: I see. Clarie told you about him did she?
Clarissa: Yeah...he hurt you real bad.
Emily: Well, yeah, but you know, I'm glad he did.
Clarissa: I was thinking though. >_>
Emily: Yes?
Clarissa: If you had already been inlove with Cross over there, then were you noticing your feeling when you were with your first fiance?
Emily: Er...
Clarissa: D8 homigawd. You so were! Man! Imagine what could've happened! What if you guys got married and then you finally realized you loved Cross and then, then, oh! You'd have an affair! Holy s**t!
Emily: W-What?
No she wouldn't. Emily has alot of morals.
Clarissa: Oh please, they so totally don't believe in them. Come on, they get drunk and do it in a hotel room later that night, God knows how many times, after oh so many sexual innuendos occur to make them all hawt and bothered.
Emily: What is she talking about? *squint*
Nothing! Nothing, she's just being silly. Silly ol' Clarissa! Haha!
Clarissa: Let's place bets and guestimations! I say they do it 3 times in one night!
Arognat: Bullshit! Cross looks like he could go for more rounds with that physique. I say 5x.
Clarissa: Is that possible?!
Arognat: He's not human, so maybe.
Clarissa: God! That means like...GAWD! Man that's gonna be panful on her part. He won't feel nothin all those times but good feelings while she'll be hollering from the pain and popping. If you know what I mean...
Yay tropes! 8D
Emily: DB What...?
Um, we're talkin about Adelise. She's gonna lose her virginity. Yup.
Emily: Now I know you're lying because Adelise and Rick aren't even---
Clarissa: Mr.Red! He and her are so totally gonna do it! D8
Katherine: D8 NO!
Not that Mr.Red, another Mr.Red.
Katherine: Oh okay..
Emily: I'm so confused.
Arognat: So yeah, getting pregnant on the first tap. That's gotta be a record. Super sperm, he's got!
Clarissa: Some strong, little soldiers, yup.
Emily: Can we change the subject now? Please?
Adelise: Stop lying about me! D8<
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Clarissa Crossette-Gahn
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Piss off plz 8D.