They make me happy. *shrug*
The 13 Blessings of Sheogorath
For our Lord Sheogorath,
without whom all Thought would be linear
and all Feeling would be fleeting.
~ Blessed are the Madmen, for they hold the keys to secret knowledge.
~ Blessed are the Phobic, always wary of that which would do them harm.
~ Blessed are the Obsessed, for their courses are clear.
~ Blessed are the Addicts, may they quench the thirst that never ebbs.
~ Blessed are the Murderous, for they have found beauty in the grotesque.
~ Blessed are the Fire lovers, for their hearts are always warm.
~ Blessed are the Artists, for in their hands the impossible is made real.
~ Blessed are the Musicians, for in their ears they hear the music of the soul.
~ Blessed are the Sleepless, as they bask in wakeful dreaming.
~ Blessed are the Paranoid, ever-watchful for our enemies.
~ Blessed are the Visionaries, for their eyes see what might be.
~ Blessed are the Pain lovers, for in their suffering, we grow stronger.
~ Blessed is the Madgod,
who tricks us when we are foolish,
punishes us when we are wrong,
tortures us when we are unmindful,
and loves us in our imperfection.
- - (c) Bethesda, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion