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Science has proven that sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in the ran. I may lost a sweet friend. Send to all your sugar cubes.

For some time many have wondered who is Jack s**t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You don't know Jack s**t! Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack s**t is the only son of Awe s**t who married O s**t. In turn Jack s**t married No s**t. The couple had six children: Holy s**t, Giva s**t, Fulla s**t, Bull s**t, and the twins Deep s**t and Dip s**t. Deep s**t married Dumb s**t, a high school dropout. After fifteen years, Jack and No s**t got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became No s**t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip s**t married Lotta s**t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken s**t. Fulla s**t and Giva s**t married the Happens brothers in a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the s**t-Happens wedding. Bull s**t traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride. Pisa s**t. So from no on, one one can tell you that you don't know Jack s**t... Keep this s**t going!

Fact, more boys will read this than girls, but girls will understand this way more.
Guys:
1. Girls like it when you KISS them in front of your friends.
2. Girls want you to say I LOVE YOU every chance you get.
3. Call your girlfriend beautiful or pretty instead of hot or sexy.
4. Girls love it when you tickle them.
5. Roses and chocolate is the perfect gift for a girl.
Girls:
1. Guys like it when you wear their jackets.
2. Guys think it's cure when you make a mistake.
3. Guys love to watch you eat.
4. Guys don't want you to be serious all the time.
5. Boys want you to hold their hand.

Sex Days:
Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Thumbday, ********, Sexday, Suckday. If you're not a chicken, send to ten people or be cursed with bad sex.

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for three hours straight. She has multiple orgasms. After three hours. he stops, getup up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffingfrom exhaustion. She says: "oh god, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker sais: "No, I need my moeny. Im a hooker and this is how I make my living." The koala bear just looks at her aand continues to put on his clothesw. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs thought it to "hooker". She hands it to the koala bear and it reads :"Hooker razz erson who has sex for money." Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads: "Koala bear: Eats bushes and leaves!"

Pokemon Pickup:
Squirtle isn't the ONLY one that can use a water gun with precision. wink

Did I like ******** dumb another to it send retard a like this read to trying time a** sweet your took you since. (read it backwards)

The boyfriend guide:
1. She walks away from you mad: follow her.
2. She stares at your lips: Kiss her.
3. When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go.
4. When she brushes your hand: Grabs hers.
5. If she's cold: Give her your jacket.
The girlfriend guide:
1.If he pokes you: get closer.
2. If he wants a guys night out: don't complain.
3. If he doesn't text back: don't jump to conclusions.
4. If he doesn't say anything: Don't think he doesn't care.

You and me do it in bed, on the couch, in the car, heck we even do it standing up! Yup, we LOVE to text.