How does it happen that every time you want to take a shower, it just so happens that all the shampoo has DISAPPEARED!? All you want to do is get clean, and maybe play with your rubber duck, but the vanishing shampoo will not let you. Also, you only find out that the shampoo has been vaporized after you're in the shower. There are only a few drops left in the bottle, which you use, but your hair comes out dirty anyway. It isn't enough. And then, your hair looks terrible, because IT ISN'T CLEAN. And do you know why that is?????? Because the shampoo is missing.
Maybe it doesn't disappear on its own, like the remote control. Maybe it's stolen by evil ninjas ninja who want people's hair to look bad!!!! That must be it!!!! I will track down the evil shampoo-stealing ninjas, and steal all the stolen shampoo! I will have a lifetime supply of shampoo, and will never have unclean hair again!!!! Yay!!!! biggrin
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like with toilet paper