It's times like this it occurs to me we were lied to by the Jetsons.
" What are you talking about?"
Occording to that show we should be tooling around in flying cars by now.
" Yeah well most of us rashanal thinkers weren't banking on a cartoon to offer us a lieable glimes into the future of technologible development."
Hey, what would you be willing to trade for the Flying car?
" What do you mean?"
Say some German scientist comes up to you and say, I have invented the flying car I'll give it to you on one condition.
" Well what's the condition?"
He's not gonna tell ya.
" Then it's no deal."
The guy is offering you the flying car!! You going to look at gift tours in the mouth jsut take the car man.
" Not until I know what the catch is"
Fine, the catch is you've got to cut off a foot.
"pft, no way!"
Are you saying you wouldn't cut off your foot for the flying car?! your that selfish.
"It's my foot! How am I supost to walk?"
What walk? You'll have the flying car. After that you could buy like 50 prosphetic feet.
" Witch foot? Right or left?"
Your choice.
" Ok, I'll trade my left foot for the flying car"
So it's a deal then your foot for the flying car, your sure.
" Yes I'm sure."
You can't welch.
" I won't welch!!"
Because the whole world is counting on you.
" What the hell kind of scinetist is this guy anyway?"
One with alot of free time on his hands, and a foot fetish... So then what happens is you find out the guy is gonna take off your foot with a hack saw.
" What?!"
And no anisthetic.
" Oh screw that."
Come on it's part of the deal.
" You didn't say that before!"
Come on it only hurts when their taking the foot off. After that they'll use a local on your stuff and cortorize the wond.
" Well why can't I have a local before he cuts it off?"
Because, he is a sick degenerate that likes to inflict pain.
" You said he was a man of science!"
You don't think Einstine liked hacking guys feet off? But nobody said anything about it cause he was one of the greatest thinkers of our time, but come on man take the hit for the team. It's a few seconds of pain for a life time of riches and zero traffic.
" Fine, as long as I get the local as soon as he's done cuting."
So you want the local?
" Who am I, the marcie deci? Yes I want the local!"
Alright...
" Why'd you say it like that for?"
Eh it's just a local he gives you knocks you out. When your out he dittles your pinie.
" Oh come on!!"
Heh hay man you made the deal.
" To trade my foot for the flying car! Not to be tourchered and molested by some mad German scientist!"
And his friends.
" What?!"
Just when he get's done with ya, he gives his friends a shot at ya too.
" Deals off!"
What are you some kind of homophobe?
" No, I just don't want to be dittled by some insane german scientist and his friends, after they hack my foot off."
Need I remind you this is for the flying car.
" It an't worth it!"
See?! Your what's wrong with this country. Hell with this world. Your always thinking of your comfort level. Never thinking about the rest of us. And you'll forever be remembered as the sad foot note in the book of life. The wimpy little scum bag who could have breached the chasam of becoming and being but insted opted to cover his own a** and foot in the process.
" ALL RIGHT!!! I'll go.. through.. with the deal. I'll let the german scientist hack my foot off then him and his friends can have their way with me. All for the flying car!"
You'd do it with a bunch of guys just to get a car?
"..."
I thought I knew you man.
 Almighty-Warden · Thu Jul 20, 2006 @ 09:44pm · 0 Comments |
