My friend and I have three kids, who I named after another friend. We hate our kids, and he wants to kill them... I ain't gonna let that happen. Only I kill MY kids. I told him I think I will refuse him visitation rights. He'll just be a deadbeat dad of three that works at Ben and Jerry's making about $15 a week, until this happens:
Are they good eggrolls?
They got shrimp in them.
Oooh dang... I love shrimp like mad crazy.
I love you like mad crazy, let's smoke some angel dust.
And make babies.
I'm in a dilemia on what to name them. I'm thinking I'll name them after Stephen Colbert though. Lucky bastards.
Oooh man... I do love shrimp. I wish I had shrimp eggrolls...
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