[NPC] alien_ufo_09 spoke yesterday of The Great Apple War between Zurg* and another planet. This other planet (possibly Globex Prime?) bruised their apples, thus it was a Great Apple War. However, he also asked where [NPC] Ron Bruise was located. If you study this carefully and look deeply into it; Bruised apples and Ron Bruise. Coincidence? I think so. Also, [NPC] alien_ufo_09 mentioned that they cannot have apples lest they be bruised.
I believe that either:
A) Ron Bruise is from this other mystery planet (possibly Globex Prime?) and the aliens want him because he bruised their precious apples.
OR
B) Ron Bruise is an alien and they want him back because he is one of their bruised ones.
* = Zurg is the aliens home planet, though I am not entirely sure. It has been mentioned before by aliens, and also has it's own Energy Drink.
This is a conversation that I had with [NPC] alien_ufo_09 around 12:03AM EST involving the apples:
This is where Globex Prime comes from:
Could this just be a way of saying that Globex Primians "smell?" As in they suck? Possibly.
The original conversation where The Great Apple War/Globex Prime was mentioned (It was on the 19th as well):
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