no, not me. it may be my screen name, but SporkMaster5000 is one of the biggest beasts floating around in the depths of my mind. like most of the tales in my head, his story is disjointed and wholy unfinished, but the character is one i like and probably won't be able to forget so long as i have this screen name. i've tried explaining what the things that live in my head are, in general. however, some of you might not really understand the how or why, so here's a little bit of history in an attempt to show you how these things grew up.
SporkMaster5000 started as a screen name of mine, and while it has grown into a very comfortable one for me, it began as a whim, then a guinea pig and all the while had a while nother entity in my head. when i was a n00b to the internet as a whole, the first comunity i found was a chat room. one day, i made a random statement (as i was and am still wont to do) about how the spork would rise up and conquer all other utensils. it was odd, but many things i spew out are. I spent a while afterward yammering about how great the spork was. After a while i was inspired by the habit of food processors and excersize machines to put things like "turbo," "master" and huge numbers on their products' names, i created another screen name to continue my deranged rants.
eventually the the site with the chat got revamped, the chat was axed and i went on to find other places on the ol' interweb. a few of them i was told about by friends and wasn't really sure i'd stay around for long, so due to some weird paranoia, i didn't want to use my normal screen name. sporkmaster had a certain ring to it that i liked, and i'd never really stopped occasionally spouting about how great the spork was, despite the fact that it had originally just been some random idea i had.
after a while of using the screen name i got to wondering what a SporkMaster5000 was. i couldn't stop being bothered about having a screen name that meant nothing if you broke it down. eventually i concluded that sporkmaster5000 was a robot, built by people with a sense of humor and a spiteful attitude. but, that begins to go into his story, and while i do hope to get it down, even the disjointed bits i have are pretty big, so that'll come later.
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The things that live in my head.
I have little ideas in my head. Many of them are fed by my overactive imagination and grow and take on a life of their own. Usually they die off after a while, but I'm getting kinda tired of that. Feel free to comment, it builds their character.
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