Dashing!
Dashing through the snow,
On a pair of broken skis.
Watching <insert disliked person's name here> go,
Crashing through the trees
(Ha,ha,ha!)
The snow is turning red,
I think he/she's almost dead.
He/she'll end up in the hospital
With a hole in his/her forhead!
Deck the...
Deck the school with gasoline,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Light a match and watch it gleam,
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Watch the school burn down in ashes,
Fa la la la la la, la la la!
I'm so glad I play with matches
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Frosty the Snowman
Frosty the snowman,
Was a bloody murderous soul
He had a spear to replace his pipe
And a stake instead of coal!
Frosty the snowman,
Scared away the kids.
With an evil laugh
And a shotgun in hand
He scared away the kids.
Frosty the snowman
Soon had no more friends.
Until he met
The AK47
And said to it one day:
Aaaa K 47,
I love you more than me.
And since you help me shoot the kids
I'll stay with you always.
Oh Christmas Tree
Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
We're sorry we ever bought you.
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
We're sorry we ever bought you.
You're pretty leaves looked so fine.
But the next day you began to die.
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
We're sorry we ever bought you.
At the start, you caused no harm.
But when I got near, your leaves poked my arm.
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree,
I'm gonna have to burn you.
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
You are now ooon fire.
Your greeeeen leaves,
Start-ed so fine,
But they on you
Did the flames dine.
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
You are nooow buurned.
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