Dear Diary,
Of course as always Yours truely has to out do herself and go and make a total pysco out of herself.....
Well heres the low down.
Well let's start with the hairdryer insodent.....
I was just blowdrying my hair! Then it tried to kill me! It set itself on fire and tried to kill me! Then Me and Rei screamed while I held it. And Emily came in and unplugged it.....then took it outsit to let it have its suicide. So a long time after that, and J left. Rei got on the phone with her boyfriend. For our entertainment alone she put it on speaker. Not that that matters so much...
Well anyway! As I was saying! We decided to make fire after J and Emily's parents left. Well it only started to smoke alot....(stupid fire has a drug problem) BUT!!! I decided to help after burning my hamburger in the microwave o-o; I grabbed a ton of hay and kept lighting the fire, but it kept going away... T_____________T So! Emily thought we should use gasoline!!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *cough* oh sorry heh heh....Well I got the wood in a nice shape and then I stole the gasoline tank thing from Emily. Poured some on, made emily light it, and roasted a hotdog....well it went away very very fast....SO!!! I grabbed more hay, glopped it on, and BOOOOOM~~~
I almost set on fire....I squealed Emily laughed and rei ran away to get some water. I learned from this leason and decided that standing the way the wind does....is not smart so i went the oppisite side X3! and laughed pyscoticlly at the fact that I get to burn things *snicker* Well I guess I'll never get that chance again because of my pyscotic attitude toward it...I guess I'll never learn to tune that type of action out huh? Well thats a no.....so let's just say thats a'nuff of a blog for today
Sincerely yours,
Jakomaru-chan <3
The ultimate fire sprite
p.s. Remind me to be a gwood widdle wubble
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