There's a hispanic, an asian and a polish.
they stop by a castle.
the king has a hot a** daughter.
the king tells that whoever can do his task,
will get his daughter.
He gets them to strip down barenaked
he tells them each to stand in front of a metal fan
The hispanic is the first to go,
he pops a boner, and his c**k gets sliced up by the fan
the asian is next.
he waits, and then thinks of the kings daughter,
pops a boner, and his c**k gets sliced by the fan.
The polish stands there, for two days,
and then the king tells him the task is over, he won
The king asks the polish man how he did not lose his c**k to the fan.
The polish turns around, and the king says:
oh i forgot: polish people don't have dicks.
lol yeah, that's one of my favs
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