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Smart Roleplayer[noun] 1. A roleplayer who does NONE of the following:
-Godmod.
-Use chat 1337.
-"Disappear" because the roleplayer they were roleplaying with leaves for a little while.
-Have contradictory characters.
-Metagame.
-Use Astricks or something of the sort for actions. (This includes, but is not limited to: ::Action:: ~Action~ *Action* -Action- )

2. A roleplayer who does ALL of the following:
-Spell decently.
-Use decent grammer.
-Be as original as possible.
-Plays based on what has happened.
-Use capitalization and punctuation.
-Roleplay in Story Book Format.
-Try to avoid a scene lock by removing characters from the activity if possible.
-Try to include everyone in the roleplay.
-Title their PM to me for a character 'I eat bread with magic water!' to make sure they read this.
-Roleplays as their character as originally made, not with extra things added suddenly.
Anyone may use this idea of smart rping their thread, as long as you include that it comes from "BurnByFire's Dictionary."

You hooker!

Booty came and it hurt.

*singing* Don't worry, beheaded now!

Thanks, Burn, for shooting a ROCKET AT ME!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE DIE DIE!!!

Oh, I was supposed to shoot them?
Sorry! Vook was trying to put his nuts in my mouth!

Burn - "And they got one good lick..."
Teapot - "One good lick... What's that mean?"
Burn - "That means you knock the piss outa' someone!"

You a**...

*odd Wookie-style noises*

Wow, I think that's the first ti- nevermind...

Hulkish - "Do you see me?"
Burn - "I haven't decided."

Ah-ha! Ah-ha...

I was gonna tea bag you, but then you left.

Don't worry, your mother's other hu**and will **** you later.

Burn - "I've got popcorn!"
Teapot - "Do you really?"
Burn - "No."

Hey, I've got a new way to for someone to die! Your heart... starts pumping... with blood! AND POOOIIISSSOOON! You die.

I was like "Where am I? It all looks the same! Oh, look, another red beam."

Was that a charged up brick?

A.S.S. - "Wait... are you the begger?
Random Priest - "Huh? What begge-"
Vook - *Shank shank slit!* "Pwnt."

There's no sugar coatin' that one, that was just sad."

You gave me a nasty french fry.

Is it just me, or where you just sticking your beef jerky in the slushie?

Do you serious?

Hulkish, why are you cutting my Coke cans with scissors?

Pandora smiled. "Well then, I'm getting sleep tonight. Good night Burn, don't kill me in my sleep."

I think you should stalk me. 3nodding

OMG WTF should I tell my parents?! I'm not sure how they'll react. . . I'm so scared because my dad I think he'd kill me if he knew!

I think it's MY choice to not be gay and you have no right to call me a sinner for it! So I like vaginas! So what?! All the priests in my church say I'm going to hell for being not gay and I think that's just not cool!

If God didn't want not gay people why would he make them?! OMG though I don't know what to doooo!

I was at a strip club with my dad when I was really little and he was all like "what do you think about those big boobed tight v****a'd strippers?!" I was like "I think they are hot I want to do them!" He hit me with a ******** CAN OF SOUP! He said that Adam and Eve is a typo and I'm going to hell then he took me to church so all the priests could explain it to me while the nuns watched. I just pretended to agree, but really I was thinking of boobs!

Discuss:

- Heterosexuality
- How to tell your friends you're not gay
- Non-homosexual encounters
- Vaginal sex