scream scream GO AWAY!! WE DON'T WANT YOU HERE!!!! scream scream
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Anyhoo, I guess I don't really have much to say about Within Temptation.... sweatdrop
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, I know!! I shall write a play!! "Write" here, "Write" now!! (Heehee, I punned...) whee
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A Tale Of Three Potatoes...Part Uno
Mayor Potato: Why, hello, Mr. Potato! How are you doing?
Mr. Potato: Why hello Mayor Potato! I am doing just fine, thank you!
Mrs. Potato walks in screaming
Mr. Potato starts screaming
Mayor Potato starts screaming
Mayor Potato:AAA- WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?! -AAH!!!!!!!!
Mrs. Potato: AAA- IT IS TIME!! -AAH!!!!!!
Mr. Potato: AAA- FOR WHAT, EXACTLY?! -AAH!!!!!!
Mrs. Potato stops screaming...then bursts into song
Mrs. Potato: "We’re gonna have a Gothic Christmas:
That is what we’ll do.
We’re gonna have a Gothic Christmas:
Hope you’ll have one too.
Santa’s going to wear a black dress;
Just for me and you.
Santa’s going to grunt in Latin;
And slay a dragon or two.
Rudolph, he will change his name,
’Cause “Rudolph” just sounds really lame—
Now we’ll call him Ragnagord,
The evil reindeer overlord.
His nose it shall be red no more—
It will be blackened to the core.
His eyes will glow an evil glow,
To guide the chariot through the snow …
(in unison) Mayor Potato & Mr. Potato: We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
Mrs. Potato:We’re gonna have a Gothic Christmas:
That is what we’ll do.
We’re gonna have a Gothic Christmas:
Hope you’ll have one too.
Mayor Potato & Mr. Potato: We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We want to wish you a Gothic Christmas.
We’re gonna wish you a Gothic Christmas.
Hope you’ll have a Gothic Christmas too.
Mrs: Potato: And that is the story of Santa Claus...
