Pick the month you were born on January - I cuddled with February - I killed March - I ran naked with April - I raped May - I killed June - I banged July - I needed August - I ran shirtless with September - I stabbed October - I ate out Novemeber - I slept with December - I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on 01 - the kool-aid man 02 - a horse 03 - a pornstar 04 - Santa Claus 05 - a toothbrush 06 - a bag of weed 07 - a prostitute 08 - your mom 09 - a jew 10 - Oprah 11 - the trojan man 12 - Paris Hilton 13 - a whore 14 - a cat 15 - a pickle 16 - a glass of milk 17 - a bisexual 18 - a dog 19 - an orange 20 - a crackhead 21 - a bowl of cereal 22 - an easter egg 23 - my ex 24 - a condom 25 - a jar of honey 26 - a lesbian 27 - a homeless guy 28 - a french fry 29 - your dealer 30 - a stripper 31 - your grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing White - Because thats how i roll Black - because im sexy as hell Pink - Because the lil people told me to Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous Polka Dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Gray - because I love marijuana Other - because I have double D's Green - because I'm beautiful Orange - because I smoke crack Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose Brown - because i had to Shirtless - because I've got abs
tears_of_horror · Fri Jan 05, 2007 @ 06:06am · 3 Comments |