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I enjoy Twilight and the subsequent books, but I also believe its a crime not to make fun of them. Co-Authored with Gryffsgirl131313 Stephanie Meye dreams of poke wars SMeyer is inspired for the 5th volume of the Twilight* Saga *Quartet* Cullen family forced to pick fight with wrong vampire Wrong vampire = Strykerius Carlise and Strykerius strike a deal to dispose of Stephanie Cullens move in with Daimons to avoid nasty sweat-sparkle curse Stephanie 'accidentally' loses soul local Dark-Hunters who hate Stephanie Meyer's blatant disregard for un-dead badasses 'accidentally' let it happen Dark-Hunters and Daimons invent communal holiday to celebrate the death of Stephanie Meyer Cullens enjoy freedom from pathetic tween 'romance' 'plots' , poorly delivered (not-to-mention cheesy) lines and lack of character growth Literate people across the world rejoice Ace Ryn Knight · Sat May 02, 2009 @ 11:00pm · 0 Comments


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