Eragon: I'm a boy!
Eragon's cousin who's name I forgot: Me too!
Eragon: Your dad's gonna die!
Eragon's Uncle: *dies*
Eragon's Cousin: OMG!! Aragorn was right!
Obi-wan Kenobi Time
Brom: I tell stories, but I really used to have a dragon!
Eragon: My dragon is big!
Brom: Not yet, idiot.
Saphira: ...
Eragon: WHERE ARE WE?!
Brom: STFU, idiot.
Eragon: TEACHES MI MAGIKZ!
Brom: OMG, I'm never going to be rid of this idiot.
Ra'zac: Brom, drink this death liquid.
Brom: Glad- LUKE SKYWALKER, GIVE ME THAT!
Eragon: *touches* AHHH MY FINGER IT BURRRRRNNNNNNNSSSS!!
Brom: *takes, drinks and dies*
Eragon: OBI-WAN KENOBI!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Darth Vader Time
Murtagh: Hello, Aragorn, I am your brother.
Eragon: *not listening* Darth Vader, let us journey.
Murtagh: You're an idiot, but fine.
Saphira: KILL THE SHADE!
Eragon: Kay!
Shade: *commits suicide because of Aragorn*
Underground People: YAY! ERAGON THE SHADE-SLAYER!
Eragon: YAY! ME THE SHADE-SLAYER:
Murtagh: You DO know you'll pay for them putting me in a bloody cell that ain't cleaned EVER, right?
Eragon: YAAAAY!
Murtagh: I am SO going to kill you and take the sword that belongs to ME.
Eragon: I'M DRUNK!
Murtagh: It is hard to have an intelligent conversation with you. Here's hoping I can get back to Galbatorix before I kill myself.
Eragon: Hear, hear!
Murtagh: ..........
Fortune Teller: Why have I not been mentioned?
Werecat: You're not important enough. Also, you're at the bottom of the bottomless staircase.
Fortune Teller: Oh yeah.
After the Party
Fortune Teller: Shade-slayer, we're going to stop in the middle of something that should continue to a decent ending.
Eragon: HOORAY!
Murtagh: Help. Me. Please.
Werecat: SUFFER.
Murtagh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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