• The Fat Song


    If you wanna be fat like me,
    Gotta have O-B-City,
    a couch potato, with no need to go,
    anywhere in the world,
    'Cos you're fat like me!

    If you wanna be huge, like us,
    Gotta eat more aspargus,
    eat more junk food, like this one dude,
    eat a whole bag of chips,
    Wanna be fat like me!

    If you wanna be big, like moi,
    Gotta laugh big , HA HA,
    eat more doughnuts, get 'em in your guts,
    'Cos you're fat like me!

    If you wanna be fat like me,
    Gotta have O-B-City
    a couch potato, with no need to go,
    anywhere in the world,
    'Cos you're fat like me!