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Gino: 
One day Gino was at the shopping mall. Actually, it was more of a marketplace than a shopping mall, and he was looking for condensed milk. “Uh, oh, one of THOSE hard days? You only drink condensed milk when your upset about something, Gino darling…” Said the paper clip within his consienceness. It was the kind that annoyed the living hell out of you. “B-but it’s so sweet!” Gino fought back. “Ah ah ah…it will make you chuck! It’s like eating paint”. Gino eventually won over the critical paper clip, and sat outside of the mall sipping from the can he cut open with his teef. He had teeth strong enough to bite through metal. Then he saw a huge, fuzzy pink mass floating on the horizon. It was coming fast towards him. Suddenly it was a pink bunny, and it hugged him with all it’s might! “Gino~! Listen to me! You must find the hidden monkey and the 9th shrine by night. Or you will die!” “Eh?” Gino stammered. “Hurry, there isn’t much time!” The nice man in the bunny suit urged him on. “see that cow on the can?” He pointed at the cute winking cow. “She is changing her gender today. Before the surgery, you need to give her the hidden monkey.” “Where can I find this hidden monkey?” Gino scoffed, flipping his gorgeous shining hair to the side. Gorgeous, shining sparkling long soft yellow hair. Nice and warm,….“You eediot! Come wiss me…” A voice whispered in his head. Gino ran off in the direction of a paper bag. “Let’s follow this headless chicken!” He said. The bunny-suit-man followed. “Oh, and you can call me Gaythe.” Said he. As they walked following the headless chicken, it wandered into the street and got run over by a semi-truck. Now where would they go? Gino watched dazedly as Gaythe twirled around, singing a chant backwards and in Chinese. All he could make out was “Show me the money, show me the monkey!” Over and over again. For some reason he found this incredibly humorous and laughed until he was out of breath. Then he fell back, into the water. As he got up, he realized he was at Long Beach at night time. “hey, look at that poor rabbit!” “Yeah, and man.” Two girls in bikinis yelled at them. “Hey! You okay there?” “I don’t know …”Mumbled Gino. “Do you need some help?” “Yes please.”Said Gaythe. The two girls helped them up out of the water. “Ah, you must be looking for the hidden monkey. He tends to drop travelers here. Do not worry. We have a room and board at our house/hostel.” “Thanks, Sasha.” Said Gino. “Who the hell is Sasha?”Laughed one of the girls. “You must be tripping hard. Oh well, welcome to the Trippworld.” The two girls carried them into a large wood house by the beach with burning cinnamon cloves and bright lights inviting the senses in. “Have a mug?” The girl with pale lavender hair said. “Sure, thanks!” Said Gaythe. “Here you go!” She gave him a mug. Nothing was inside of it, it was just a mug. “You can keep that one.” She smiled. Suddenly, Gino heard the deadly screech of the hoot-owl. But it wasn’t a hoot-owl. It was the HIDDEN MONKEY!!! “Nyeeeee!” It screamed as it flung itself through the air, bald as the moon, giddy as a horse that has just seen a snake. In that instant, Gino noticed so many things that he usually wouldn’t before: The monkey has the begginings of leprosy; skin falling off in great flakes. The monkey had vivid green eyes , glossy and huge. The monkey did a 360 cartwheel midair, and tumbled out of the window on the other side of the place. Gino ran like a kelp out of water, bumping into the other girlies in the room, and threw himself out the window. As he jumped out, he felt the wold had become a nude place: now he could walk on air. He ran through the air towards the monkey, hurtling through space and time like an experiment gone awry. The wind became cold and rushed through Ginos soft warm gold salty hair sparkling with frost, but it was STILL WARM. “Reeeeeaugh!” He yelled, pouching on the squealing monkey. But the monkey said, “Rrrrroo!” Trilling it’s r’s, and was sucked into the ether. “NO!” He said. “S**t!” It was beginning to get dark, now, already, and the monkey had just escaped his (highly coveted) grasp. Kneeling on the air, his tears fell to the sandy beach below. Then Gaythe came rushing up the sky. “Hey , come on! We can still get him! Hey, Gino, your skin—“ “What about it?” “It’s beautiful…” “eh?” “I mean come on, let’s go!” Gaythe jumped off the edge of the sky. “Come, it wont hurt you!” “Wonderful.” Gino jumped off the edge of the sky. They landed on the softsand below, where a girl with extremely straight blonde hair and bluntly cut bangs played ball. “Excuse me man-I mean maam, have you seen a hidden monkey?” “HEYYYYYYYYYYA! I’M HANNAH MONTANA!” the girl grinned a grin way too big for her face. Their were little pieces of food stuck in between her teeth. “I’m actually miley cyrus, but don’t tell. Only my close two million pals know that.” She nudged him and winked. “Er…yeah, can you just tell me if you’ve seen him or not?” “YEEEEEAHHHHHH! HE WENT THAAAAAAYTA WAYYY!” She swung her hips and pointed to the east. “But we just came from there!!” Gino threw his hands up out of his mouth. “HEY WATCH MY NEW MOVIE AND BUY MY NEW CD BOTH IN STORES NOW~!!!!!!!!!!” “Yes. Goodbye…” Gaythe walked away with Gino into the land of trundle beds. They could still hear that little goblin screaming saying something about having the best of both worlds. They walked a bit , and then they saw a trundle bed that appeared to have a person sleeping in it. Puke dribbled out of the corner of the sheets. Gaythe lifted the cover, to see a rigor-mortis like jade hidden monkey, eyes gouged out, mouth open in horror, body rigid as a stick. Gino shuddered. “Shh. It’s a placebo.” Gaythe whispered, motioning for him to get down and dance. “What? How can it be –“ “Shh!” Both lied down beneath the trundle bed. The bottom bed opened up slowly, revealing a second bed. Gino began “Ah—“ “Shush!” Gaythe crawled into the area behind the second lower bed, and said, “It’s okay, come in!” Gino crawled in underneath the bed, and the little space became larger and larger, and as Gino pushed at the walls they expanded like antigravity. “Such soft hair you have…” Gaythe said, holding Gino’s hair. Gino shuddered. “What are you—“ “Shh…” Then Gaythe began to remove his clothes. Well, actually just his head. And his head was just a beehive—swarming with thousands of the tiney little insects. “Auugh!” Gino screamed in horror, trying to claw his way back out of the cave to the safety of the beach, but the entrance had been sealed up somehow. The bees all swarmed around Gino, but did not attack him. They all turned into tiney little sparkles, and turned into words. The words spelled out “twlighlight” and Gino shook his head in confusion. Gaythe’s bunny suit lay on the floor, empty. “Gaythe??” He yelled, but the sound reverberated through the cave. All Gino could do was venture forward. For hours, it seemed, he crawled around through the dim cave, and he thought he had been going the right way, but he had actually been going in circles. So he thought, “If I go in circles, I must be going the right way!” So he headed back the way he went, and lo and behold; there was the exit bright and shining. As he come outside, it was light again, and no longer evening. “You have just taken part in Time Travel!” Said the Paper Clip. “How?” “Well, you went backwards, didn’t you?” “Yes—“ “Weird, you seem to have shrunk too.” Now there were the two girls in bikinis again, but now he was in their crappy little car and the two girls sung, with a younger girl in a less skimpy bathing suit, looking out the window. Coming out of the little place between the car seats where you lose pencils and drop food, he clambered onto the youngest’s leg. “AUGH! An ant!” She scratched her leg and Gino was cut in half by her insanely long nails. But then he glued himself back together again, so it’s all good. Now that their was glue in his lungs, he could hardly breathe, but there was a pretty butter”flay” that flayed the glue, if you know what I mean. “Hey. My name’s Bobby Flay. Are you here for the throwdown?” “What on Gaia are you talking about?” “Gaia? That the hell is that?” “Er…nothing.” "Hey, come on. I've got a deadline to make, their's going to be a cookoff at the beach." Bobby Flay spit. Gino climbed onto Bobby the butterfly's back. and they flew out the window. Then he saw a group of shrines, and the sound of monks playing didgeridoos. He hopped off and padded over to the shrines. He counted all nine, in a great circle. He went to pray at the ninth one, when suddenly the ground turned underneath him like a hidden theme park joke. Surrounded by the shrines, the spinning went faster and faster, and the humming and digeridoos more intense and at a faster pace. Gino tried to leap off the spinning thing in panick, but was knocked back by a shrine in the way. Then glue was pouring down from nowhere. The monk's humming ringed in his ears. Then it slowed, and bobby came and flayed the glue off of Gino. "I found the 9th Shrine!" Exclaimed Gino, pulling the shrine out of the dirt. "Now let's go!" Bobby Flay said. Gino hopped back onto his back, and they flew off to Bong Leach. I mean Long Beach. Now there was Gaythe, partying down in his bunny suit. "Ah! There you are!" He ran over to Gino and hugged him with all his might again. "How'd you get your bunny suit back?" "The birds gave me a free one. If you weep them, they might just do anything." "I don't understand! Is there nobody in the bunny suit?" "Ah, young Gino," He began, patting his shoulder, "I have to shelter my soul inside this body. It has nowhere else to go." "Hmm...sounds familiar..."Gino said. "It's so sad." Suddenly boxes of cosmic brownies rained down upon their heads! Then Little Debbie started shrieking at the top of her lungs. It was the MONKEY!! in disguise. It skated away on two hands free from a bod. "After that buttface!"
 Angela-Kitsune · Sun Jan 11, 2009 @ 10:54pm · 0 Comments |
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