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!" Cried the librarian that looked just like the girl in the bikini. She was holding a hose. The monkey dived underwater and Gino and Gaythe followed. They could breath, as though it was still above water. The monkey glared at them with it's buttface. It was literally a butt face. They were in a large room underwater, built with a styrofoam box, and covered with plasticy bag. The monkey ran up the steps, with Gino and Gaythe in pursuit, and they made it to an air bubble at the top of the steps. They got out of the wet steps leading to the underwater styrofoam room, and fought above on the upper floor. All this fighting caused dozens of tiney little cracks in the floor (or ceiling, depending on how you look at it) to split open. The monkey's fur and skin fell off during the fight due to leprosy. Finally, Gino popped the monkey's head off during the fight. He picked up both body parts, saying to Gaythe, "Now let's go find that transexual bovine." Suddenly, there was a flying car. It smashed into Gaythe's head!! eek
"Gaythe!!" Gino screamed. Gaythe licked his lips, and gasped. "I can TASTE again!!" He said. "It's centrifugal motion It's perpetual bliss " He laughed, jumping right back up like nothing happened. "This Kiss This Kiss!" He started to sing, because his friend had just relayed the entire song to him. "What the heck? Gaythe. We need to go." Now that he had absolutely no directions, Gino headed off in the direction of the paper bag again, which had conveniently shown itself again and was now singing also. The noise coiled into his ears like springs. "Ow! Stupid spring cut me!" He said, trying to take it out of his ear.
Then Gino saw a milk puddle. "Ah! We must be close!" He said, lapping up the milk on the floor. He neighed like a horse with ESP and grew horse with ESP legs and ran off to the hospital which I suddenly knew where it was. What's happening to me? Gino thought, freaking out. Puberty...Gaythe kythed into his mind. Um, I'm 20. Gino kythed back. When Gino got to the hospital, he turned back into a human. "Phew! That's a relief." There, lying in the bed, was the bell on the cover of the condensed milk. "It is you!" She immediately brayed. "My name is Bell! Oh, and you have brought with you the hidden monkey--what!? His head! Hey, he was my friend! We were playing hide and seek, damn you!" "Oh my god! I'm so sorry!" "Eh. All he needs is some glue. He'll be fine. Thanks for the shrine. It's my moms. I wanted her to be with me during the operation, if only in spirit." Gino nodded happily. "So can I go home now?" "Ah, Gino. I called you into this world for a special reason. Do you know what that is?" The soon-to-be-trannie said. "To get the ninth shrine and the hidden monkey?" "More than that...you see, Gaythe here I called before you. He was from another world, just like you. But soon Trippiness came over him, and now he cannot escape here without a healthy soul like you. I see it has already begun, though." Bell peered at Gino's hooves which were coming back. "oh s**t!" He muttered. "Will you do that favor for me, young one? He must go back to his world. It is almost too late even for you. Once night falls, you will be stuck here." "But you said I would die!" "You wouldn't have done what you needed had we said it any other way. Now go! The portal lies in the hostel with the girls, and will take you both to your proper worlds. The girls will try to stop you, for they have a crush on you both and want you to stay, but you must not let them get to you! Go! It is in the attic. Go!"
Gino grew his horse legs again and rode Gaythe over to the hostel. Night was already beginning to fall. They sneaked in the back door where the monkey had previously come from. They were just about to make it up the steps, when--"WELCOME BACK!!" The two girls and the clone librarian said. "Squeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!" They all went and tried to jump on top of them. Gino just horse-kicked them, though. The three crazy girls lay on the floor unconscious. "Where am I?" Gino said to him self all of a sudden. "Hey...those girls need help?" "No, Gino! You must not stay with the fangirls!" Gaythe grabbed him by the hair and they went up to the attic. There was a giant spinning blue purple spiral portal thing.
Both looked at eachother for one moment. "I guess this is goodbye..." Said Gino. "I will not forget you..." Said Gaythe, hugging him for one last time. Both cried a little. Oh Boo ho. Then both jumped into the portal at the exact same time, and Gino was transported back to Gaia world, and Gaythe was transported back to Fullmetal Alchemist world because he was actually Alphonse. Alphonse was no longer in the ridiculous pink bunny suit and wasn't random or gay anymore. Gino no longer had to be a centaur. But one thing went unplanned. "Hi Gino!!<3333" Said one of the girls in the bikinis coming up to him. "Hi Alphonse!!<3333" Said one of the girls in the bikinis coming up to him.
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 Angela-Kitsune · Mon Jan 12, 2009 @ 10:34pm · 0 Comments |
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