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I CONFESS THAT IN 2008 I....
(Yes, don't judge. I'm attractive and if you say otherwise i will harm you) stayed single for the whole year
(No, who in the hell am i gonna kiss outside if im not doing it inside) kissed outside
(Damn straight) celebrated Halloween
(Once again if im not kissing inside or outside....you know what yes...yes i did...in fact i had freaking sex out in the rain on the grasss in my front yard. it was delicious) kissed in the rain
(yes) had your heart broken
(Hope so lol) broke someone else's heart.
(I always do) had a stalker
(My a** should not be exposed to the elements) mooned someone
(...unlimited b***h. what now) went over the minutes on your cell phone
(um...sure) had a good relationship with someone
(are we talking about the gay one...cause if anyones got the directions to the male gay one can i have them?) came out of the closet
(...um no not that i recall) gotten pregnant
(yeah...if i wasnt preganant i got an abortion for the hell of it. thats the kind of girl i am. liek to live on the edge) had an abortion
(if i forgot then i would have altzheimers now wouldnt i) had a relationship with someone you'll never forget
(does eating a triwizard cup count?) done something you've regretted
( what the hell kind of question is that) lost faith in love
(...another kissing question...what the hell is wrong with this questionaire?) kissed under mistletoe


SCHOOL
(under force...damn my brilliance) took an honors/advanced class
(yeah...went to school in my bra and victorias secret thong) broke the dress code
(the principles office at my school is mia ) sent to the principle's office for misbehavior
( hahaha b***h plz) got straight A's
(i would say so) met one teacher you really like
(he shall remain unnamed...JEREZ *cough*) met one teacher you really hated
(no) failed a class
(im always proud of myself lol) did something you were proud of
(does being awesome count) discovered a new talent
(sometimes) proved yourself an idiot
(no) embarrassed yourself in front of the class
(...ew) fell in love with a teacher
(hahaha english) intentionally tripped someone at school
(we shall not talk about that) got lead in the school play
(hate sports) made a varsity team
(yup...a bank heist. they said dont do it and its risky but i did it and it was great) were involved in something you'll never forget

OTHER
( got out my paints and went picasso on its a**) painted a picture
(yes) wrote a poem
( hahaha me running) ran a mile
(capitalism...yum) shopped at Hollister or A&F
(no) posted a blog on MySpace
(yes) listened to music you couldn't stand
(no) stayed the night at someone else's house
(yes...thats what white ppl do...we go out into the woods and bring our houses) went camping
(well of i knew about it then i wouldnt be a surprise now would it) threw a surprise party
(hahaha yup) laughed till you cried
( ew no) laughed till you peed in your pants
(idk how to flirt...im flirt deficient) flirted shamelessly
(does narnia count? ) visited a foreign country
(hahaha all the damn time) barged through a line of waiting people
(sorry i cant answer...im busy) told someone you were busy when you weren't
(i little) partied to celebrate the new year
(i microwave) cooked a disastrous meal
(not really) lost something/someone important to you
(im sixteen. what is there to lie about?) lied about how old you were
(takes to much energy) prank called someone

RANDOM
1. How many people of the opposite sex have made you cry this year?
Like 1.

2. Have you ever broken the law?
Yeah.. oops.

3. Have you ever kissed a smoker?
No.

4. Is it really like licking an ashtray?
have you licked anashtray mr. questionaire?? i think you have

5. What color shirt are you wearing right now
Green

6. What's the weather like?
Cold-ish

7. Can you see your phone?
no...its dark in here

8. Do you have any pets?
1 cat named su-mau and a dog named Socks

9. What are you listening to right now?
the distant sounds of a tv

10. What color are your eyes?
Green

12. Have you ever been called a b***h?
Yeah

13. How about a f**?

what the hell word is that?

14. Over the summer were you tan?
Kinda

15. What are you doing?
This.

16. What did you do yesterday?
um...nothing

17. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
i dont have a definite fav

18. What holiday do you most enjoy?
Christmas

19. Do you have a new year's resolution yet?
i resolve to get a resolution how bout htat for a paradox