RANDOM IMITURE STUFF INSPIRED BY WATCHING SHIMMYCOCOPUFFS ON YOUTUBE! (NOTE!: I am a very intelligent person. But as a character actor I absorb other peoples personalities [seriously] and youtube is not the best thing to absorb. I hope you do not think less of me.)
1. say "smack that." and/or "slap that" when me and my friend Ashton play volleyball.
2. YO MAMA SO OLD! Her breast milk is powdered!
3. I Have a dance named after me with a pelvic thrust involved O.o
4. YOUR MOMMY BRINGS COOKIES!
5. I like to say things and listen to my friend Brandon make "yo mama" "naked" and/or "that's what she said" jokes out of them.
6. When I play volleyball with Brandon I scream "BRANDON HITS BALLS!"
7. I like to drink sparkling water, because it's bubbley and makes me feel like I'm drinking calories. (kind of like your mom) .......wow that was really stupid.
8. If you eat chicken nuggets that are shaped like plant eating dinosoraus, is it a vegetarian food?
9. whenyoutalkreallyreallyfastlikethissomepeoplean'tunderstandwhatyouaresayingcauseyourunyourwordstogetherandmakeitallsoundlikeonebigword!
10.itsreallyhardtotypewithouthittingthespacebar!!
11. Can you even read that?......your a retard.
12. My username on a site was once frosty nixon.
13. I like to make jokes about people with turkey necks. (kinda like your mom.)
14. When people ask me if I have 25 cents I tell them I spent it on their mom.
15. hahahahahahaha that last joke was funneh.
16. I like to fully say gangsta words. "What is good my skillet of the home. For Shizzllenit."
17. I make fun of my friend Cassy for saying Shizznit and not knowing what your saying if you take away the z's and n.
18. I got stuck going upside down and backwards on........ I knew what you thought I was going to say, -.- you pervert.
19. I was going to say the your (mama) future ride at Disney world.
20. My inside jokes consist of, Bony Pony, and chandelier.
21. The bony pony joke has something to do with Brett Farve and hamburgers.
22. Chandelier has something to do with one in Tila Tequila's house. Chandelier is actually a drinking game we found out later, because Ashton's mom knew......I wonder how.
23. Yo mama is so fat her bones are actually cellulite!
24. I got the answer to a jeperdy question! (once)
25. When someone talks to you try answering them with "yes and?" (that's what she said. LOL)
26. A girl pulled my hair and I told her that if I pulled on hers it would fall off her head. (it was frikin' true!)
27. My friend Shaylyn found his dream home, with yo mama.
28. -teehee-
29. My name rap ends with "have a nice day."
30. I got a 6 year old to sing the entire McDonald's rap on my voicemail!
 Zoria Rose · Sat Feb 28, 2009 @ 02:40am · 1 Comments |
