Saturday:
12:00
Goin vistin get in the car!
1:30
At the family homestead, My grandmothers.
2:00
Eating turnkey gravy with mash potatoes and lima beans.
2:30
Can't wait 'till the family gets here. (eating more)
3:00
About to eat without the rest of 'um.
3:10
They're here!!! *hugs all around*
3:15
Let's eat!
3:30
The interesting tales of how they got here. The worst way possible! (of course, never trust map quest)
4:00
"Since we had to go through that awful road we should drive down the road and get the car washed wash the car!"
4:10
My dad me and my uncle load into a buick.
4:15
Listening to my dad's directions. "We have to go to this one, I have used it, lots of pressure!" rolleyes
4:20
We arrive at an old broken down DIY car wash. "That one looks good." Pull in pull back out "No that one looks cleaner." pull in pull back out "But that one looks like it has running water." Pull in. "For god sakes dad! When did this thing have pressure 1923?"
4:30
We don't have any quarters. Walking over to the gas station. "Excuse me ma'am do you know if that car wash work-" "I have no idea!!" "Well do you have change for a dolla-" "No I don't have any quarters!" "Ok well thank ya not very much."
4:40
"Holy crap! That woman looked like she swallowed a cow!!" "I know she was huge!" Back across the street.
4:45
Dad is pissed off. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT DOESN'T WORK?" (Has to scream over a train that is running right over our heads.)
4:50
Back in the car. To another car wash. Pull in once. (Thank the lord)
5:00
"Excuse me do you have any quarters for the car wash?" We bare our teeth for the worst. "Sure I do huny!"
5:15
"I like her allot better don't you?" "Yup."
5:20
I have the quarters by the machine (The smart girl always works the machine) , dad has the sponge, my uncle has the pressure hose. Nods for the signal. 'Pressure soap'. More soap, pressure rinse, more pressure rinse, lemon wax. Were done.
5:45
"You can keep the quarters." (Oh yay I get 75c. Maybe I can buy a piece of wood. rolleyes )
5:50
"Now we have to drive the water off the car. I have a need for speed!" Oh crap my uncle is driving. "Go on you can pass him!" Says my dad. Tiny red buick passes a HUGE silver turbo engine 4 door truck with a wolf on the back.
6:00
(Very lucky I'm not seeing my uncle get a ticket.)
"Where can we get gas? I need ultra refined. 93." (Yeah, it's safe to say my uncle is proud of his little used buick.) We get gas. Pull my uncle into the car before he starts a drag race with young redneck vanilla ice wanna be.
6:30
More driving fast, faster than old men should be able to drive Buick's.
6:45
Home again home again. Showing off the buick. Have to take my uncle to look at my grandma's stretched Lincoln. (Which makes his buick look like $h!t.)
7:00
Talking to my aunt about my cousins wedding. My uncle making dirty jokes about my dad and the cow eater lady.
8:00
Marshmallow toasting stick hunting in the woods. Do you know how hard it is to say "No, no that stick is to small." and not add 'that's what she said' to it?
8:10
Still helping my short little uncle get a green stick out of a tree.
8:30
Lets make s'mores! Yummilicious.
9:00
Talkin' with the kin folks.
10:00
Setting the clocks forward.
10:30
"Lets talk future careers!" Oh boy...
11:00
I'm very happy to crawl into bed.
Sunday:
3:30
My uncle is in the kitchen rifling through left-overs.
7:00 (Really 6.)
Country breakfast!
7:30
(Seriously this was the coolest thing ever.)
LOOK AT THE FOG! YOU CAN'T SEE PAST THE BARN!!!!!! I put on my shoes and still in my PJ's walk down to the gate and hike up the side of the pasture. YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING! It's like being in a dream!
7:40
*hugs all around*
Bye bye! We love you guys!
8:00
Get some clothes on, walk around the farm in the fog, lucky I didn't get lost.
9:00
Shower in my grandmothers shower made for dwarfs.
9:15
Bans head on shower nozzle, bang, bang. Ow.
10:00
Mom and Grandma going out to the store.
10:30
On the computer when dad comes out of the living room. "Come on lets go shoot something while they're gone."
10:45
Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow Pow. *blows away smoke* That phone book didn't stand a chance. Girls can use rifles too!
11:30
Writing this entry!
 Zoria Rose · Sun Mar 08, 2009 @ 06:32pm · 1 Comments |
