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Chapter 3: School without Yuki
"Where's Sohma-kun?" "Is he ok?" "I hope he's not sick." The Yuki fangirls whined and complained about a lack of Yuki that day. "Oh, shut the hell up!" Uo-chan grumbled. "Well, excuse us for worrying 'bout Sohma-kun." One of the snippiest of the girls sneered back. Uo-chan grabbed her iron pipe, scaring them away. "So, lemme get this straight." Uo-chan said, returning her attention to Tohru, Kyo and Hana-chan. "Yuki..." she looked around in case the fangirls were listening and leaned forward, whispering, "is knocked up?"
Tohru nodded with a bright smile. "I'm so happy for him." she squealed. "It's such a beautiful thing to have a child." "When your a first-year student?" Uo-chan contradicted this. Tohru paused to consider this. "Well, it'll be difficult." she admitted. "I'll say." Kyo agreed. "Be nice." Tohru growled at him.
"It is a nice change though." Hana-chan nodded. "Yeah." Uo-chan smirked, leaning back in her chair. "Finally, a guy gets to experience the pain that we do." Hana-chan nodded, agreeing with her. "The guys were lucky cuz they didn't have to suffer giving birth and all that bullcrap God thrown on us just to torture us." Uo-chan nodded. "Uo-chan." Tohru said to prevent the oncoming feminist tirade and Uo-chan making a fool of herself by trying to throw her iron pipe at God. (reminds me of me sometimes razz )
"Just don't breed the word." Kyo said, putting a finger to his mouth. "The press would have a field day and Yuki and his kid would probably never live it down." Uo-chan sealed her lips and threw away the key. "I promise not to say a word." Hana-chan said. "But I have to ask, who's the parent?"
"Yuki thinks it's your phsych ward cousin." Tohru said with a preemptive apologetic bow. Hana-chan nearly fell out of her chair. "Naoko!?" she gasped. Uo-chan couldn't help but laugh. "So, Yuki banged Naoko, something went wrong and now she's in the looney bin?" she proccessed this, being rewarded with a smack in the arm. "It's just an honest observation!" Uo-chan defended herself. "But on the other hand, wouldn't it suck for the baby to be born and its mom was in the funny farm?"
"Oh, yeah." Kyo said sadly. "Poor, poor Yuki." Tohru sighed. "Poor kid." Uo-chan sighed. "We could at least get them to meet, right?" Hana-chan suggested. "As in getting Yuki to see Naoko?" Uo-chan asked. "Yeah." Hana-chan nodded. "That's a great idea, Hana-chan!" Tohru smiled. Kyo couldn't help but laugh imagining Naoko's face when Yuki told her he was pregnant, earning a smack in the head from all three girls. "OW!" he screeched. "@#$#@!!!!"
"So, after school we set up a visitation at the happy home- er, I mean, phsych ward, go back, get Yuki and go visit Naoko?" Uo-chan asked to form a clear picture of the plan. "Yep!" Tohru nodded. "This is such a great idea!" From across the street, Ayame heard the plan. "Who's Naoko?" he muttered to himself. "And why're they going to see her?"
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I agree with Uo-chan and Hana-chan. I'm glad that some guy feels the pain we feel. Sometimes, I think Uo-chan reminds me of me. sweatdrop Well, the mommy and daddy had to meet so...yeah.
And yes, Naoko was completely made up just for the story. sweatdrop Don't yell at me.