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Piss off the Death Note characters! Whoot! This is a list I got from my friend, Miranda~
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Mello

- Tell him Near wants to ask him out.
- Every time he curses, say, "A young lady should never speak like that!" .... Then run.
- Tell him he's finally number one. Then yell, "April Fools!"
- Hide his chocolate, then tell him L took it.
- Video tape him going into a chocolate rampage, then put it on Youtube as: Phsyco Chick!
- Tell him the leather brings out his curves.
- When he's asleep, write "I love Matt" on his face with permanent marker [also works if it's "I love Near"].
- Tell him he kept saying "Oh, Near" in his sleep.
- Refer to him as a girl constantly.
- Tell him you found a guy that's perfect for him.
- Every time he enters the room, start singing "I'm a Baribie Girl..."
- Show him Yaoi of him and Near/Matt.
- Draw a uni-brow on his face when he's sleeping and blame it on Jigglypuff.
- Tell both Mello and Matt that whomever beats the other shall recieve a year's supply of chocolate and all the DS games they want. Then watch them beat the crap out of eachother.
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L Lawliet

- Replace his sugar with crack.
- Video tape him on the crack you replaced his sugar with. Show it to the Task Force.
- Randomly yell "PERVERT!!!" in public and point to him.
- Call him your fat panda.
- Constantly mistake him for Beyond Birthday.
- Steal his sweets and blame it on Light.
- Tell him there's a sale at the candy store. Then drop him off at Chucky Cheese at lunch time.
- Bedazzle his clothes, computers, cell phones, and Watari.
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Light

- When he's asleep, wake him up and say, "Hey, Light! I found this black note book and figured it was yours, so I wrote your name in it~"
- Pay L to call him "Honey," "Baby," and "Sweetheart."
- If L asks who's Kira, stand up and yell "I KNOW! I KNOW! IT'S LIGHT!!!"
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Near

- Put him in a box and ship him to Beyond Birthday.
- Break his toys.
- Replace his PJ's with Mello's leather.
- Die his hair pink.
- Throw his toys out of the tallest building you can find.
- Pour jam all over him and watch Beyond Birthday attack him.
- Replace his toys with Barbies.
- Sing the "Do you like waffles?" song when he's trying to think.
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Misa

- TRY to teach her math.
- Make her take an IQ test, and don't help her.
- Tell her breathing is out of style.
- See how long it takes her to watch "6O minutes."
- Ask her which came first: The chicken, or the egg?
- Question her love for Light.
- Lock her in Aeropostel for 24 hours and poke her with a stick when she's on the ground, choking from all the colors.
- Die her hair green.
- Tell her Light loves fat girls.
- Kick her every time she starts to talk, and yell, "BAD DOG!!"
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Matt

- Rearrange the keys on his computer keyboard.
- Shoot his DS with Mello's gun, and blame it on him.
- Call him "Goggles."
- Clean out the closet where all of his games are.
- Put him up for adoption.
- Drop his DS in a can of pink paint.
- Remove the pop-up blocker from his computer.
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Beyond Birthday

- Repeatedly call him an L-wannabe.
- Tell him L ate his strawberry jam. Then watch them fight while eating the jam.
- Tell him L made out with Light, then laugh as he tries to do the same.
- Try stabbing him with a spoon.
- Replace his jam with red-died glue.
- Paint his room pink. Then put dolls all over the place, turning all of their heads to face him.
- Splatter fake blood all over him, then yell, "HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!!"
- Ask him if he's ever tried a jelly donut. Then, before he can answer, throw a piece of watermelon at his face.
- Laugh like, "Kyahahahahahaha!!!" Every time he tries to talk.

...... Yay! 8D