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As some of you know, Itachi's birthday was June 9th. And for the record, I DID NOT FORGET! I happened to be busy celebrating with him that day. So here it is!
Itachi yawned and sat up, he looked at the calendar that was oh-so-conveniently placed on the wall. June ninth. Oh no... His birthday... His eyes widened even more at the thought of his eccentric wife. Maybe if he just laid down and played dead he would--
"Wakey, wakey, birthday boy!!" Riku greeted with excitement, putting a tray of strawberry pancakes on his lap. Itachi sighed and reluctantly sat up. He looked down at the pancakes. The strawberries were shaped into a heart.
"What are you waiting for? Go on and eat!" Riku said. "Riku, I--"
"Eat. The Mother. F**king. Pancakes."
Itachi sighed and took the first bite. Riku grinned, "How is it?"
"Great," Itachi replied with a bite in his mouth. He wasn't sure what else to say, fearful of Riku's wrath. A few minutes later, Itachi was finished with his breakfast. Riku clapped her hands and took the tray, "Get dressed. We have alot to do today!" Itachi groaned and stood to his feet, then began to put his clothes on.
Riku soon came back in after Itachi was fully dressed. "Okay, first thing's first. We're going shopping!" she said, taking his hand and dragging him out of the base.
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"Riku, I really don't think I need anything--"
"Ita-kun, whatever is in this store that you want. I will happily get it for you." Itachi sighed and looked around. There were tons of stores... he truthfully could care less. But marriage is all about keeping the woman happy, if you can't keep the woman happy... you're screwed. [Marriage advice from Ita-kun!]
So Itachi closed his eyes and walked into a random store. Itachi opened his eyes and found himself in... Victoria's Secret. Riku gaped at him, her face was as red as the Sharingan itself. Itachi smacked his forehead... of all stores...
* * *
So Riku ended up buying a black and red leopard print bra with matching panties and a night gown. "Ita-kun, why would--"
"No. Comment."
That was when Riku quieted down. She looked at the time, it was 7:30 already! How long does it take Ita-kun to decide on lingerie!? "Okay, there is one more event and then after that, we can sit in and do nothing, alright?" she said. Itachi groaned as they walked into the Akatsuki base.
There the other members were sitting, with presents in hand. "Nice undies, Uchiha, un," Deidara sneered. Itachi growled at the blond. "Be nice, Deidara-kun," Ryuki said. "LET THE PRESENTS BEGIN!" Riku shouted.
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Riku sat on the bed in her pajamas, admiring the gifts that Itachi was given. Sasori gave him a miniature puppet of her, Deidara gave him a clay bird [Itachi soon ridded of it, not trusting it], Hidan gave him a card, as well as Kakuzu, Tobi gave him a lollipop, Konan gave him an origami version of himself, Ryuki gave him a clay statue of the Sharingan, and the rest of the gifts were money.
Itachi flopped back on the bed and looked at the gifts as well. "Hm, where is your gift?" he asked. Riku grinned and took a deep breath. "I'm pregnant." Itachi's eyes widened. "WHAT!?"
Hehe... that was a surprise ending, eh? I don't think Ryuki will let this one down... But this for Itachi. I'm just giving him what he wants. And that's how he wanted to end sooo... biggrin DD.
 iReggie · Sun Jun 14, 2009 @ 02:46am · 2 Comments |
