Today was an okay day. It started out okay..and it would have ended okay---if only my mother hadn't volunteered me to babysit.
This whole scenario could have been avoided if I hadn't seemed so venemous towards the little parasites--I mean, darlings known as babies. mrgreen
I just hate how they're always dripping something! Though-I guess they're sorta cute...as long as they're not bawling. So some INSANE part of me consented to *gulp* babysit. My mom's friend Tess decided to bring her 7 year old daughter who's a real sweetheart, Bethanne; and her new-only 6 months old brother, Jack for my family to watch while she went to work. (Jack, as I will soon come to realize; is quite bipoar--and already showing the typical idioacy of the average man.)
So the chaos began. I figured that Ray, my 10 year old sister would play with Bethanne like she usually does. WRONG. gonk Ray decided she didn't feel like playing today and went to go play super smash brothers brawl on the wii by herself. My other sister, Ris, busied herself with the baby-- and I suddenly found myself Fairy Queen/Hide and Seek Master. stare / xd
Eventually Mom took the baby over from Ris so she came to relieve me of Bethanne. Bethanne at the time was asking me to take my shirt off because she liked the skulls. -.-U XxThis is the ShirtxX
I timidly went downstairs to see how the baby was doing^^.... wahmbulance it started crying. So I ran back upstairs and screamed for Ris to go back to it. I hate, hate, hate the sound of baby's crying! And this kid could WAIL. It sounded like I was frickin thrusting a cattle prod down his throat. stressed Oh..I almost wanted to. If only it would mean he'd SHUT UP. As soon as Ris got into Jack's sight...he stopped crying. I peered over the banister at them curiously. The kid looked up and smiled at me. stare That's when I found out that babies can seduce you with one look.
I went back downstairs..and held the non-crying blob of flesh Jack. He was happy. n.n Then he looked up at me, gurgled and started playing with my shirt. "Awww..he likes skulls!" Jack grabbed the skull that was over the right portion of my chest then proceed to try and gnaw my shirt off. "No, Tali...he's hungry." Marissa said matter-of-factly. I'm glad I didn't drop the perv-baby. I wanted to. "Get. It. Off. Me." eek ((Ah, I do owe Ris so much.)) I then proceeded to go back to playing with Bethanne.
But; damn it all! That perv-baby made eye contact with me again. And this time he wouldn't stop crying. I glared at him as my dad was bouncing him up and down and humming. "He's broken." I announced dubiously and took the kid from my Dad. "Look; kid, you're freaking out my rabbit." I told him in a monotone while looking at my rabbit, Blazer. ((Blazer was sulking jealously in the litterbox in his cage. He only goes in there when he's terribly upset with us.)) Jack still didn't shut up so I gave him back to my dad and went to go comfort Blazer. "I'm with you, old man." I muttered to Blazer as I fed him rice krispies. "I don't like him either!" Blazer and I were both sick of Jack's continual bawling. My mom had tried everything. EVERYTHING. Food, diaper change, toys; "ARGH! I'm losing patience! Just put him down?" I growl-suggested. My dad was tired of Jack too: So he put him down. Jack tottered over to where I had collapsed on the ground; felt up my chest again...then proceeded to start giggling. "You're messed up." I informed him and rolled over. "You're bipolar..and I'm not looking at you." I got up. Jack attempted to get up too. -.-
That is how I ended up teaching Jack to walk. -.-; What a man. All he wanted was boob! sweatdrop
By the end of the babysit I had been drooled on, felt up, pinched and had my hair pulled. (Mom said it was fate's revenge..because apparently I adored pulling/eating people's hair when I was a baby.))
WHY do people want to have children again?It's an excuse to do dirty things! I'll think it over later...but for now I have a rabbit to go mellow out with. n.n Later!
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