...A BOOGER! A BOOGER WITH HAIR!
Ah, Andrew.
Anyways....hello, all you people out there, staring at your computer screen and wasting your life reading this incredibly long sentence that probably won't end any time soon because I'm really hungry and my mother hasn't come back from the store yet, although I just remembered she was going to buy ice cream.
[/gasps for air]
Alright, anyways, HI.
So, I've got lotsa news!
First of all, I've got...a celebrity crush. [/disasterous music here]
Yes.
Me, of all people.
Well, he's not really a celeb., just....on TV.
Chris Colfer, from Glee.
He's absolutey...gah. I get all breathless and stupid whenever I hear him sing.
Alright, folks, you're prolly all like "LOL UR N IDIUT." but, hey, he's got a scar [btw, I think scars are so hot.], he can sing PERFECTLY [singing is also very nice] and he's downright beautiful.
Except.....he's gay.
Like, lots of people thing he's not, but he told one of his interviews that not only is his character Kurt gay, but he is, too.
[/sigh] But...I guess we can still be friends.
Or I can turn him straight. Maybe he's lying...maybe he's bi, or just experimenting or something.
He's only nineteen, he can't be doing too much.....
[/sighs again]
Khmm, anyways, just in case you're an idiot and don't know who he is; here you go.
Yes, that's him singing.
Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways, school news!
My science teacher hates our CLASS slightly less -- but...still hates me.
At this rate, he's not getting a Christmas present -- which...was originally a suck-up-to-Saunders-present...
Ahurrrr. Anyways.
I made some girl I hate cry today, it was FABULOUS!
I love doing that to people, you know, tearing down all structures or calm emotions they have and breaking them down into dust, especially my enemies.
She was trying to shoo some people out of the lunch table, claiming we needed more room for more people, but we're the only ones that sit there (I only sit with her 'cause I'm friends with her sister) and then she yelled at me for wanting them to say, so I yelled back, and she said something else, so I stood up and beasted on her.
And in like...five minutes, she burst into tears.
And walked out of the lunch room. And I looked at Mandy and shrugged, and I was just like, "Well...I win!"
It was fantastic, absolutely fantastic. It made my day. (And tons of others, too, Marni and Maya and Liz and Jenny were all high-fiving me and knuckle-pounding and saying that I did awesome. And Liz was like "Geez, I didn't know you could yell like that!" wink and so I was really happy forever.
Of course, Khouri (my sappy anti-violence friend) said I shouldn't be proud of making Heather cry, but too bad for her. I rule and I'm fantastic.
Oh, yes, I'm sooooooo modest. ;3
My cat is breathing SO loud...
Hmmm, what else can I tell you?
....Nothing, I g--OHHHH!
I drew a picture of Kurt pelvic-thrusting on the blackboard last Tuesday, and it's STILL THERE. I took a picture of it today. > w>
In Glee, he actually pelvic thrusts and feels himself down at the same time when they're doing "Push It" in Ep. 2.....so fantastic, amazing, fab-frickety-amazing...etc.
Seee?
Adorable, isn't it? He's...so great...
Khm. I'll shut up about him now.
I wonder if he has a Gaaaaaaaghdlskghdlfhgdj. Sorry.
Alright......uh....that's it.
See you gaiz laytar.
Ohhaii, and have a great Holiday.....s.
Ah, Andrew.
Anyways....hello, all you people out there, staring at your computer screen and wasting your life reading this incredibly long sentence that probably won't end any time soon because I'm really hungry and my mother hasn't come back from the store yet, although I just remembered she was going to buy ice cream.
[/gasps for air]
Alright, anyways, HI.
So, I've got lotsa news!
First of all, I've got...a celebrity crush. [/disasterous music here]
Yes.
Me, of all people.
Well, he's not really a celeb., just....on TV.
Chris Colfer, from Glee.
He's absolutey...gah. I get all breathless and stupid whenever I hear him sing.
Alright, folks, you're prolly all like "LOL UR N IDIUT." but, hey, he's got a scar [btw, I think scars are so hot.], he can sing PERFECTLY [singing is also very nice] and he's downright beautiful.
Except.....he's gay.
Like, lots of people thing he's not, but he told one of his interviews that not only is his character Kurt gay, but he is, too.
[/sigh] But...I guess we can still be friends.
Or I can turn him straight. Maybe he's lying...maybe he's bi, or just experimenting or something.
He's only nineteen, he can't be doing too much.....
[/sighs again]
Khmm, anyways, just in case you're an idiot and don't know who he is; here you go.
Yes, that's him singing.
Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways, school news!
My science teacher hates our CLASS slightly less -- but...still hates me.
At this rate, he's not getting a Christmas present -- which...was originally a suck-up-to-Saunders-present...
Ahurrrr. Anyways.
I made some girl I hate cry today, it was FABULOUS!
I love doing that to people, you know, tearing down all structures or calm emotions they have and breaking them down into dust, especially my enemies.
She was trying to shoo some people out of the lunch table, claiming we needed more room for more people, but we're the only ones that sit there (I only sit with her 'cause I'm friends with her sister) and then she yelled at me for wanting them to say, so I yelled back, and she said something else, so I stood up and beasted on her.
And in like...five minutes, she burst into tears.
And walked out of the lunch room. And I looked at Mandy and shrugged, and I was just like, "Well...I win!"
It was fantastic, absolutely fantastic. It made my day. (And tons of others, too, Marni and Maya and Liz and Jenny were all high-fiving me and knuckle-pounding and saying that I did awesome. And Liz was like "Geez, I didn't know you could yell like that!" wink and so I was really happy forever.
Of course, Khouri (my sappy anti-violence friend) said I shouldn't be proud of making Heather cry, but too bad for her. I rule and I'm fantastic.
Oh, yes, I'm sooooooo modest. ;3
My cat is breathing SO loud...
Hmmm, what else can I tell you?
....Nothing, I g--OHHHH!
I drew a picture of Kurt pelvic-thrusting on the blackboard last Tuesday, and it's STILL THERE. I took a picture of it today. > w>
In Glee, he actually pelvic thrusts and feels himself down at the same time when they're doing "Push It" in Ep. 2.....so fantastic, amazing, fab-frickety-amazing...etc.
Seee?
Adorable, isn't it? He's...so great...
Khm. I'll shut up about him now.
I wonder if he has a Gaaaaaaaghdlskghdlfhgdj. Sorry.
Alright......uh....that's it.
See you gaiz laytar.
Ohhaii, and have a great Holiday.....s.
SONG LYRICS OF THE DAY: "Too long, I've been afraid of losing love, I guess I've lost. Well, if that's love, it comes at much too high a cost." -- Defying Gravity from Wicked, The Broadway Musical.
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