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So me and Autumn, we went to the airport/mall/train station/bus terminal/hotel(yeah, our city's weird like that), and we're walking around and this guy starts hitting on me. He's all like, "Hey. You got pretty eyes. You got a boyfriend?" And I just kind of stared at him, because I was shocked, because no one hits on me. I thought he was talking to Autumn as first, cuz she's mixed race and all and likes to dress kind of not-conservatively, but no, he was talking to me. So I was like to him, "No English", because that's what I say to random people who talk to me in public. Then he was like, "What language? Arabic?" Arabic? Was he ******** kidding me? I'm blonde and blue eyed. I am obviously not Middle Eastern, but if he's gonna say stupid s**t then I'm gonna say stupid s**t, so I said, "Dyirbal" to him, because that language's got like five speakers or something like that, and judging by his blonde hair and orange spray-tanned skin, and the fact that we're in Canada, I am over one hundred percent sure that he is not one of those five speakers. But then he turns to me and says, "Gerbil? Isn't that a wingless bat?" Like, I am well aware that most people are ******** stupid, but things like this still somehow continue to shock me. But I really wanted to end this conversation, so instead of telling him that Gerbils are not bats, I repeated my first utterance, "No English". Then he turned to Autumn and was like, "Your friend is hot. I like foreign chicks." Autumn just stared at him. Then he walked off. Oh, and the guy was horrific looking. I mean, like I mentioned earlier, he had an orange spray tan. But his teeth were black, and he smelled like a**. These are the kinds of guys I attract. I will never get married
 mirein meyun · Fri Dec 21, 2012 @ 02:24am · 0 Comments |
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