So me and Autumn, we were chilling on the international floor with Kam and his roommate Thar. So Kam is hitting on Autumn, so I went over and started looking at weird s**t online with Thar, and while me and Thar we're looking at some weird a** porn online, we hear some yelling the hallway. It's in some weird a** language like Swahili, or Nahuatl, or Warlpiri, or Ojibwei, you know, languages you don't usually hear. Or maybe it was some weird dialect of English like Cajun. I don't know. But it was a guy and a girl yelling at each other. So funny. Shame I couldn't understand what they were saying. It was probably really, really funny. Probably something like, "YOU SLEPT WITH MY SISTER, YOU SICK MOTHER ********!" But yeah, after the yelling stops, Nikki and Leya walk into the room. So I'm like to them, "Why are you two always here? Don't you two live on the other side of the country?" And one of them was like, "We have our ways." I'm not sure which one said it. I can't tell the two apart. They look exactly the same.
mirein meyun · Mon Dec 24, 2012 @ 02:50am · 0 Comments |