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Ding Dong The Landshark is Dead!
Hello Gaians and Welcome to the Daily Kokeshi! I'm Mia, Daily Kokeshi Reporter-in-training and Free-lance writer bringing you the scoop of the lifetime! year! week! day!
You heard it here first folks! Earlier this evening in the Grunny Sub Server, a brave and possibly insane group of zOMGers took on the challenge today of taking on the Landshark...
...and surprisingly to us all, they succeeded.
I was lucky enough to capture this picture of the battle. As you can see, the Landshark Battle began in an area where Duneslams and Sand Fluffs often show up, so many not only needed to worry about being shark-raped, but also cut through with sand lances and drowning in quicksand!
It was a long battle and many died, then were revived with defib, then died again, then were defibbed again, then died some more. It took approximately 15 to 20 people to kill the beast in this battle to the death!
I was lucky enough to be defibbed for the third time that night in order to get an interview with 4 of the survivors: Saint Angel 07, Lazecuh, Kurosakuranbo-chan, and iPod Gamer.
Mia: So... What were you doing when the Landshark raped us all?
iPod: I was with my partner and saw the red signal, so I went to Teflon at the max and went to the spam.
Saint: After I got pwned, I woke up, put on my best rings, and decided for REVENGE. I was a rape victim... but in the end, we pulled through.
Laze: I was wishing my partner (Saint) to kick some a**!
Kuro: I was helpless in the end. crying [but] I saw the landshark for the first time! Plus I saw him get mobbed. Most exciting moment of the game!
Mia: And at any times were you raped?
Saint: Yes... *sobs* He... put his mouth on me...
Laze: I was raped, like, 5 times.
iPod: Once... on purpose.
Mia: And how do you feel now that he's dead? =D
Kuro: Invigorated!
iPod: Accomplished more than a measly badge! 8D
Saint: I feel... better. But knowing that one day... some how he will return...
Laze: He must spawn for revenge, and we must do the same!
Kuro: And when that day comes, I will be there to witness! I mean help!
Saint: I fear for my avi.
Mia: And final question: Do you believe the rumor that the Landshark is a shark clone of CHUCK NORRIS?!?!
Laze: Yezzir!
Saint: After getting face-raped, I believe he is in some relationship to Chuck Norris.
Kuro: NO. IT MUST BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND! Chuck Norris is a human clone of the Land Shark!
iPod: Hmm... I see a resemblance between them so yeah. The face, the power, the annoyance x3 ...and the craze.
Saint: Did anyone else notice he had teeth on his fins?
Kuro: I did!
iPod: Yeah.
iPod: -waves- Hai Mom! : D
Kuro: XD Hai APG!! <3
 MiaIkumis#1Fan · Wed Dec 31, 2008 @ 06:55am · 0 Comments |
