it's late, i have nothing to do, i can't fall asleep, and i'm bored. which is why i wrote this.
How to Freak Out/ Annoy Your Parents
1. immitate those cheese commercials on cartoon network. trust me. whenever i do that, it totally scares my mom. 2. memorize the episode of the grim adventures of billy and mandy called keeper of the reaper (aka, the one featuring fred fredburger). my mother thinks it is just wrong how i have that whole thing memorized after i watched it only about 3 or 4 times. 3. get a set of cat, bunny, or doggy ears and tail and where them around the house. LOL my mom stares at me kind of like this eek when i do that. 4. play the 100 things to do in an elevator game. even when your not in an elevator. 5. attempt to consume the living room couch (note: do not actually eat the couch. just pretend to. eating it might be a little too extreme). 6. sing the steve the egg song. 7. sing the llama song. 8. prtend to have an imaginary friend and treat your "friend" like he/she/itis a real person who needs food and water and a toilet. 9. ask your mom if you can have a nurotic and mentally insane dog as a pet. i did, and my mom thought about my aunty's crazy dog and was all like, "no way! there is something seriously wrong with a dog that is afraid of the garbage man". 10. memorize as many episodes of ed edd and eddy, the grim adventures, and dave the barbarian as you can. then act them out for your parents. 11. get really bad grades on your report card. i dont reccomend this one however. not even i am crazy enough to do that.
well, i'm tired now and it's past midnight so i'll go to bed now. bye bye!
MiaIkumis#1Fan · Fri Jun 30, 2006 @ 11:00am · 0 Comments |