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Naruto:
-Ramen sucks
-Being Hokage sucks too
-Konoha sucks even more
Sakura:
-Sasuke-kun? Are you gay?
-Hey Sasuke-kun, Orochimaru wanted me to let you know he's available
-Sorry, Sasuke-kun, I'm over you
Sasuke:
-OH MY GAWD! I BROKE A NAIL!
-ZOMG! SAKURA MARRY ME!
-ummm....Naruto, I think you're really hot.....
Kakashi:
-I should stop reading Icha-Icha. It's bad for me
-I love you guys! Group hug!
-I love you too, Iruka
Ino:
-My hair looks so bad...
-Shikamaru, you look nice today
-Hey Sakura! Wanna come over tonight so we can paint our nails and talk about our feelings!
Shikamaru:
-I think I might do some charity work today...
-I need to get up early tomarrow for extra training!
-Chouji, for the love of God! Go on a diet already!
Chouji:
-I think I should go on a diet
-Wow! I'm really fat
-I'm sorry chips, I'm too full to eat you
Asuma:
-Smoking is a nasty habit
Hinata:
-I'm really starting to wonder if Naruto-kun is gay
-I just realized how sexy Kiba-kun is
-Neji-nii-san! You need to quit being an a*****e and quit whining about your fake problems because nobody really likes you!
Kiba:
-Akamaru, I'm afraid I have to switch you out for a cat...
-Dogs are lame. Cats rule!
Akamaru:
-Mew (what did you expect? all he ever says is bark.)
Shino:
-I made sweaters for everyone! They have flowers on them!
-Ewwww! Spider!
Lee:
-Dammit Gai-sensei! Now you're pissing me off!
-Neji, let's go to a hockey game!
-Sakura, I have moved on to Ino because you are a violent b***h
Ten-ten:
-Neji is such and a** hole...
Neji:
-Hinata-sama, is there anything I can do for you
-Hinata-sama need to find a hole and die
Gai:
-Lee, I'm gonna betch slap the dumb outta you
Jiraiya:
-I'm gay!!!
Tsunade:
-My boobs are only that big because I store my chakra in them
Orochimaru:
-Screw you Sasuke! I'm going back to Anko....
-Konoha is my favorite village, all the hot little boys are there. Like Kiba.... mmmm, Kiba....
Gaara:
-Yay! Hugs all around!!
-Funk coffin
Temari:
-Oh my gawd! I am so high right now
Kankurou:
-Puppets are so last year...


If you can think of any more, comment!