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So anyway, fish don't feel pain. At least the virtual ones don't. Real fish do feel pain, but are too manly to admit it. But the Gaia fish don't feel pain. All they feel is a sense of triumph as they sneakily slip out of my grasp at the last moment.

Anyway, currently I want a Gemback helm, which'll invole obtaining up to 28 Gemback fish, each of which is as rare as rocking horse poo in a termite mound. Thankfully, the word defeat is not in my dictionary. Stupid abridged dictionary. I am determined to succeed no matter what. I'm not sure whether that's stubborness or stupidity or a combination of the two (stubbidity) but either way I will have my faintly fish-smellin' helm.

Since currently I consider a bluerock/blackrock/pucerock biter to be a good catch, it'll be a while 'fore I get me anything. That would almost be enough to make me depressed, were it not for the fact that the word depressed is not in my dictionary. In fact I think all the d words are missing. Okay, I need a Gemback helm and a new dictionary.

I've diverted a little from the original point which was that I've been playing my GBA SP (that's not how you spell gasp!!) a lot recently, especially Breath of Fire 2. I'm not much good at catching fish in that either. But at least I've figured out why my dictionary doesn't include the word dragon. It's a Mandarin dictionary!

Wo ai yu, yo!

victoryusagi is a bored writer living in West Sussex. His dictionary doesn't include the word 'funny'.